I admitted I brightened my screen to see his butt

Maybe they are special to that person and they will grow and be happy together.
Maybe you should just grow up and get over it.

Women got fake pockets and men got this shit

They can take pills
I take pills, everyone takes pills nowadays

Why are you so mean to such a happy colour

Very nice of you Terry
See you next week

Who is helping this poor creature breed???

He deserves all the happiness in the world.
I hope she's immortal like him so they can be together for a long time

Damn, I don't even have a girl and she's already stolen

I'm allowed to dream!

I was having a good day!

waiting for the explanation

I've been going around without a license for about 5 years now, it's fine.

I drink very quietly, I sit neatly in my comfortable corner while enjoying my drink and watching people.

I discovered vodka the other day and I feel like a while new person.
Thank you, Russian! I'll forever be grateful.

Idk what it's called, but my father taught me how to lace to the even/odd number of the eyelet pairs. I've never seen anyone but my father and I do shoelaces that way.
It doesn't look pretty (actually, it's kinda ugly) but it makes putting shoes on and off super easily and quickly.

I like to support small businesses when they got good products and not shit.
If it's good, I'll buy it.

I don't wanna watch it cause her face creeps me out.
She's very human-like but with huge eyes! It's fucking scary.

Idk if I'm stronger but I do feel very emotionally damaged.