Crabs are smart

I have 2 outdoor fishtank (medium size) and tons ass of trees growing near them, I know how crazy cleaning can get (I've actually gotten sick after doing the maintenance before)
But it's not that bad when you actually give a damn about your pets.
People just don't care about fish as much as they do about cats and dogs cause they don't find fish as affectionate nor cute which angers me so much! Those people should just keep rock.

and that was the last time anyone saw Dick.

Thanks, captain obvious

Can you rephrase that plz

My brother was born when I was 11, then my niece and the, my other niece.
I've spent enough time with them to appreciate how wonderful my other pets are.

That's all I know.
Although my grandfather is fortune teller, I don't believe in those stuffs at all so I never ask him anything or look into it.

Yep, it's called "duyên âm" means fate from the other side.
To get rid of it (so you can get married) you have to ask fortune teller to process some special ceremony.
My grandfather uses to do those ceremonies too and my aunt actually had one after being single for a long time and she did get married right after.

Damn, if only I were as blind as you

But that's illegal!