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That awkward moment 14 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I buy bras online because I'm so shy and awkward about it lol
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Once exams are over 1 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Then I check my grade and I'm like yay my horrible final didn't ruin me woohoo
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When you remember everything ... 6 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
In school a hot guy asked me for one of my starbursts and he said thanks and smiled and I was thinking omg is this really happening and I got so excited I said you're welcome while winking and doing finger guns
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When someone you don't like touches you 5 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
This girl I absolutely could not stand got near me and we brushed up against each other and she said " omg our butts touched hahahahahahahahahaha"
I'd laugh too 6 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Once this said orgasmic instead of organic in her presentation
I was going to laugh but then no one else laughed so I didn't
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Then sometimes I go I to denial, No, you just wrote the lyrics down wrong 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
This happens more often than I'd like to admit
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I'm straight, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Desperate
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Gingerbread house 6 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
No
A yearbook's hidden message 10 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Fuck you
For the slow people
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Different types of s*x 2 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I feel so sorry for you
Actually not
Dirty but funny.... 52 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Actually, I was just pretending to be innocent. I'm actually a dirty whore. Actually not but yeah.
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An I going to hell for that 21 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
They ban it and then do it anyway though. Catholic girls are freaks in the sheets.
An I going to hell for that 21 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Relax people. I'm guessing this was a troll. Notice the person who asked it actually spelled correctly.
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My mom is always pulling this shit 9 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Don't make everything a race thing
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What's that America ? 33 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I love that eagle lol so cute ^.^
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My eyesss !!! 10 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
The girl in red looks like she's 8 years old
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Dirty but funny.... 52 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
My innocent eyes!!
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Model baby 18 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Is it just me or do they look like brother and sister
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Model baby 18 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Yeah, it looks like someone curled her eyelashes
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some girl.. 22 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
*direction
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Not a very good tip 17 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I did this for my grandma's keys when I was like 10 and it still looks better than that
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Sometimes tumblr gets deep 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Every time I see couples I feel barfy
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Halloween costumes 13 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
People are going to keep poking him
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Father of b**bs 19 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Sam's comment is exactly what she wanted
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really accurate. 12 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
This is such an accurate depiction of having sex with a ghost