You dummy, she didn't even have a chance to write you into the will yet!!

MARMADUKE, NO!

No joke, I worked in a hotel as a maid and we were referred to as "domestic engineers". It was so stupid.

Of course it isn't racist, it makes people all over the world sad!

A New Vegas Cazador irl

Pick two!

That's so sad.

"It's synth detective, jackass."

Why does he write like a roleplay??

is his dad Argus Filch?

unfortunately this is still a thing in the car repair business

Poor old Gil

Kate Beaton is wonderful

Shut up, Lucien

Not a real post but still cute

Best kitty

Trailer Park Boys is a great show.

I love you, Tofu <3

When can I move in

Happy birthday Kobe! You're a good dog!

Terry Crews is A++++

I'd see a He-Man movie starring Terry Crews, there is no downside

This movie is great and super funny, and so is the TV show! Highly recommended!

I'd hang this in my house!

"They stole the beep?!" "People are so low."