sassymotherfucker

sassymotherfucker


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True love never gets old 5 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
this is bullshit. who da fuck could even believe in this shit? yeah, i know i have a boyfriend, and yeah, i do love him but yisus christ, i dont give a fuck about this random old couples
Mojito popsicles 6 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
recipe please?
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How do you title? 13 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
my bf asked me to be his girlfriend this way: he put red roses petals making a path to his bedroom and all over his bed
ps: nope, we didnt had sex
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Weirdest series ever 6 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
ooooooh thank u so much
ps: why did i get unvoted for not getting it:c?
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Weirdest series ever 6 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
i dont get it
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Any twins out there? 16 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
my boyfriend has a twin and he's the oldest..he does this everyday
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Let's all do shots of........ Oreo Cheesecake! 5 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
recipe please?
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Scariest story ever. 67 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
i know dat feel bro
Scariest story ever. 67 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
in not sure, but I think that the been test doesn't have a limit of time, i mean, at least in my school for example, all the 5th grade had to run until they..well, until they die. so, if u ran for 5 minutes and you had to stop, but a classmate still is running and he isn't dying, the test keeps on, until the very last person of your grade is dead. most people quite it after a few minutes (me included)
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Always 5 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
this is so accurate
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Hmm..... 13 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
I FUCKIN LOVE THE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS AND I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE ELSE IS READIN THEM OMG IM SO EXCITED IVE NEVER MET ANYONE WHO EVEN KNEW THAT THEY WERE BOOKS AND NOT JUST A MOVIE OMG
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Leatherback turtle 37 comments
sassymotherfucker · 9 years ago
scary as fuck
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Guys... 14 comments
sassymotherfucker · 10 years ago
im so scared right now
This is almost too true .-. 7 comments
sassymotherfucker · 10 years ago
my first lenguage its spanish, i live in south america and when my cousins visit us from the states and i practice my english with them they look at me like if i was talking like the queen of england...truth is ive only learned how to shorten expressions here in fubsubstance
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Harry and his willy 24 comments
sassymotherfucker · 10 years ago
omfg
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The family I'm proud to have brought up 6 comments
sassymotherfucker · 10 years ago
oh my GOD
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yeah mom 8 comments
sassymotherfucker · 10 years ago
omfg i thought my mother was the only who said that to her children
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Men vs. Women on Kissing 22 comments
sassymotherfucker · 10 years ago
its amazing
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Internet Friends vs Real Friends? 12 comments
sassymotherfucker · 10 years ago
accurate as fuck
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spongebob is for everyone. EVERYONE 10 comments
sassymotherfucker · 10 years ago
this is so accurate
FIXED IT!!!!!!! 7 comments
sassymotherfucker · 10 years ago
seems legit
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Mitch 4 comments
sassymotherfucker · 10 years ago
yep
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