But it is enhancing his appearance

If I see any blood in my steak, it makes me heave

Haha punny

Stop spamming the posts with this "Kappa KEK" bullcrap, no one wants to see that

..You don't need to know..

Apparently it's sweet like honeysuckle?

Maybe they're affected by the weather or something

There's already been reports of them

Someone has drunk a gallon of haterade today

Oh, well that's sad :(

Oh I will, believe me
It sounds like you've given up hope?

She's a victim of reverse puberty

As my mum says, i'd be late to my own funeral

I bloody love your username

Well, nobody's perfect!

Voldemort worked in retail
Look where it got him

You're screwed
Literally