How has this not been on CSI yet?

Uh... no...

It’s actually a comedy routine by Bert Kreischer and it’s really funny.

If it was earlier stages of math then you are supposed to be learning technique as much as accuracy. Later math stages depend on you knowing those techniques.

I know, right? Not even something you knew you wanted until you saw someone else with one.

Not for Fox News.

Now that doesn’t make sense. You can’t just make money by doing something different in your life.

I like the duel idea. The thing that changes with marriage is time horizon. Things that worked year 2 can be burdensome in year 10. A pre-nup is smart because it doesn’t just protect your assets, it protects your friendship. Divorces are juvenile affairs that bring out the worst in people. If you love the person don’t set yourself up to be conditioned to hate them.

They can just self-treat by smiling more.

Loving the person and wanting to spend the rest of your life with them is fine but thinking that’s the only factor in deciding to marry is foolish. This person may not be dead-on but they do bring up valid concerns that people should think about before tying the knot. The solution isn’t particularly difficult, just discuss it ahead of time and set all the rules in a pre-nup. If one partner is uncomfortable with the idea then they are probably not ready for marriage.

Fair enough. It’s getting you some downvotes too. That means it’s well thought out.

You’re supposed to change my mind, not affirm my claim through legal definitions.

Actually I have an insulated coffee pitcher that I use solely for gravy. It keeps it hot and it’s easy to pour.

And gravy is a soup

So a cheesesteak isn’t a sandwich? It is cut and served the same as a hot dog.

That’s why all cats should have a safe word

I think it’s because women wear sunscreen more regularly.

Does his helmet count as blackface? Because that’s not appropriate in any context.