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The queen throughout the ages 10 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Except for Ford they all look delighted to be hanging out with her.
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Salute 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
The kitty army has the same salute as the weirmacht.
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To add to this, you deserve vacation days too 52 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
From a business perspective if you document and train people on various services then you can have a single floater on any given shift to cover where needed for capacity and/or cover missing employees. If one particular service is critical then overstaffing is warranted.
To add to this, you deserve vacation days too 52 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
@guest_ Actually, unless it’s in someone’s garage the webservers will have at least N-1 redundancy on every possible component. This includes compute, hardware, cabling, networks, ISPs, and power.
Had to bring this back lmao 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
They won’t be big ones. Those can’t live at the current oxygen levels in the atmosphere.
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Sperm whales don't have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit 21 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Looks like a pic of your Mom sunbathing.
To add to this, you deserve vacation days too 52 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Well, it isn’t sudden. They know that employees will call out, they just don’t know when. From a business prospective you want to have resilience to failure of process components in place before they fail. For instance this website could run on a single server but I wager it’s running on at least three. More expensive? Yes, but a good idea since servers fail sometimes and the other ones can make up for it while it gets fixed.
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Owned lol 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
No u
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666 182 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Here’s a good password trick. Pick a short word like Dish, a number like 3, and a special character like &. When signing up for something use the first word that comes to mind about what it is and add them to the end with capitalization. So Funsubstance would be FunDish3&. All your passwords are unique but you can recreate the pattern even years later.
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Loggers are a different breed, circa 1977 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Loggers gonna log.
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Does this belong here? 5 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Why are we getting downvoted?
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Does this belong here? 5 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
They might have been the number one cause but now we have Murder Bees.
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True....Totally true 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
10 seems kind of low for the slut benchmark.
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True that 8 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I don’t see this as NSFW. She is fully clothed and he’s a turtle. You can see this IRL in workplaces.
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For Halloween this year, I tried my best. I hope I did it justice 1 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I like to think if he tweeted this to Dwayne Johnson he would get a compliment in return.
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Bob the monster 46 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Or Lana.
There's something wrong with this avocado 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Looks perfect to me.
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Bob the monster 46 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
No, Darth Plagiarist is my Sith name. I never cite source.
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Bob the monster 46 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Eman Ruoy? Am I doing this right?
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Hol' the f**k up 4 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
And it isn’t colorized.
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And yet the business is booming 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I don’t think any of them are trying to kill their customer but neither cigars or cigarettes are anything but unhealthy. Wonderfully, deliciously unhealthy.
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And yet the business is booming 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
You think some cigarettes aren’t deadly?
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And yet the business is booming 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Sin sells itself.
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How do write upside down for the Aussies? 57 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Like I said. You’re the one who sounds like the racist asshole, not me. Do as you wish.
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