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Perfect tan lines 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Oddly going outside isn’t breaking quarantine as much as going inside somewhere else.
Forbidden knowledge 13 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Marowak
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Who wants to run a marthon 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Poor guy. All that effort and they still got rights.
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This is the stuff Gisney movies are made of 10 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
The phrase “Of course you used to do it for me all the time.” comes to mind.
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Die butter 7 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Isn’t it some kind of tradition that politicians all visit the butter cow?
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Iron deficiency man 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
It’s just for scale.
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I guess you’re right 5 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Why would that even be a sin?
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Who wore it better? 5 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Yikes
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May I do it ? 13 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
So close
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Jah will provide (the ink) 11 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
That makes me wonder what it costs to change my name to Hairplugs.
Me reading this: "That's a lot of damage" 12 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
In my area Twizzlers = Red licorice and just “licorice” = black licorice.
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What was his first word? 2 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I guess “Baby Mace” could have some negative connotations.
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Say hello to my dope new shirt! 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
This will age like a tattoo of Bart Simpson saying “Eat my shorts”
Say hello to my dope new shirt! 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
This will age like a tattoo of Bart Simpson saying “Eat my shorts”
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Me reading this: "That's a lot of damage" 12 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Technically they are red licorice but the brand Twizzlers has become synonymous with them the way Kleenex is technically facial tissue.
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Jah will provide (the ink) 11 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
His name is Oceanwind. His hairline is the least of his problems.
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Jah will provide (the ink) 11 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Dunno. That style looks pretty tough. Needs some maintenance though
Daniel picked a fight he wouldn't win 3 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
That just what a werewolf would say.
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Cough cough 16 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I want a President who doesn’t think it’s his job to rule. I want a President who serves the American people in their best interest not his. It would also be nice if we had someone who could handle themselves in a crisis instead of melting down all the time and blaming the left, the WHO, China, Twitter, etc instead of working to correct the situation and make sure we learn how to deal with it better the next time around.
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Cough cough 16 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
If you’re talking about the Pelosi quote it wasn’t in regard to travel restrictions it was about an immigration other having to do with Africa. He didn’t propose the idea of restrictions until the virus was already here and the ones he put in place were meaningless. TDS is how people react to him doing things. It doesn’t remove his power. He could have done it If he wanted to.
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People do get to live a little, I suppose 6 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Yeah but he doesn’t pay for golf as the President. Last I looked he had spent $135mil so far.
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Cough cough 16 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I like to say the China virus was what spread during the Trump Pandemic. That way everyone is offended.
A moment of silence please 4 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Could be a college course.
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I'm gonna be okay 7 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
I would comfort them.
Time is precious 12 comments
scatmandingo · 4 years ago
Also fair.
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