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This is a Savannah cat, the largest domestic cat breed in the USA 17 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I can’t imagine the size of its turds.
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All hail the Honk 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Are you insane? That will be taken as an insult to goosekind.
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Kristen Bell as Slave Leia 13 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
She will always be Flora Anderson to me.
Use protection 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It makes you extra safe against pregnancy and pretty safe against STIs.
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How many of you got this??????? 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Everyone. Literally everyone gets that joke.
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Use protection 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Is this a reference to facials?
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Mitch McConnell refusing a vote to allow DC and Puerto Rico to become states because he 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
If we allow PR to become a state then we will have to change the flag. However, if we were to kick FL out at the same time we would be able to keep the same flag and save a ton on Medicare.
Seems like a convenient time to try and defund the USPS 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
The USPS pricing is set by Congress. Trump is a dimwit who is scared to death that people will be able to vote easily.
Step dads 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I highly recommend dating in your mid-30s and after. It is way more relaxed. No one expects you to have a perfect body and there aren’t any hang-ups around sex.
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It's a Pinto thing 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
For those that aren’t familiar with this particular vehicle it had a design flaw that when struck from the rear the fuel tank will catch on fire / explode.
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Rafael Nadal illuminati confirmed? 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Is he stepping on it?
I love the smell of corruption in the morning 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That’s the story behind JFK in a way.
My friend’s poster 9 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
But it’s fun! He looks very proud of his artwork.
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Land O Lakes removed the Indian from their logo but kept the land 27 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Thanks,@guest_ I thought I would throw a curveball in before the imminent discussion.
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30-50 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That’s just straight up funny.
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Frogs in Fiction #29 - The Two Daddy Frogs 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Dunno. Sounds kinda gay.
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Land O Lakes removed the Indian from their logo but kept the land 27 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
What really sucks about this is that I’m not going to get to show my son how you could cut and fold the cardboard land o lakes box to make it look like the Native lady had naked boobies.
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Warning, scarysub! 12 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Nah, got keep everyone’s junk healthy so they can continue with dungeon escapades. It takes a toll and regular maintenance is the only way to prevent catastrophic failure.
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Y'all got anymore of that drug free chicken pee? 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Clean pee is liquid gold.
Warning, scarysub! 12 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Results of the sex dungeon.
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Land O Lakes removed the Indian from their logo but kept the land 27 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
They didn’t think having an alcoholic on their packaging was in line with their corporate image.
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Nitpicketers 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
One of my favorite cards in Cards Against Humanity is “Grammar Nazis who are also actual Nazis”
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