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So my 13yr old has Tourette’s and she just sent me this I am dead lol 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Your life never ceases to amaze me.
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What was it like growing up in the 80s? The 80s: 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
1970s maybe. McDonald’s was using aluminum disposable ashtrays in the 80s. Folding them in half was very satisfying for a young me.
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This is what a sheepdog with its head shaved looks like 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Skinhead culture.
Have you ever seen baby camels running? Here's some baby camels running 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Don’t shame them. They are young and doing their best.
I know he has used that song before, but this would be great 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Besides COVID-19 could be put to the tune of Come on, Eileen.
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High-density inconclusive Porpoise 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I assumed it was chicken dicks.
Indiscriminate insufferable Commies 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Dated a girl with F cups. She was over six feet so they didn’t look freakishly out of proportion. They had their advantages but at the end of the day a C would have been just fine.
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I know he has used that song before, but this would be great 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That’s what the title claims.
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Life hack ???????? 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
While you have your face down there...
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Throne room 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I prefer asskerchief
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Coca-Cola wants you to stop being so white. 32 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It doesn’t qualify as a crime because it’s not a criminal act. Assault, murder, etc are criminal acts. Jaywalking, littering, and discrimination are civil matters. You can’t go to jail for EEOC violations. You could call it a hate infraction maybe but it isn’t a crime.
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Daft Punk performing without their helmets, c. 1995 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
He looks like a young Dave Mustaine.
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Coca-Cola wants you to stop being so white. 32 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Nothing about this is illegal. Yes, they would probably get a civil suit lobbied against them but without a crime there’s no way for it to be a hate crime.
Coca-Cola wants you to stop being so white. 32 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
What’s the hate crime here?
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Coca-Cola wants you to stop being so white. 32 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
What I find funny is that if you just substitute out one word it’s a reasonably accurate way to be a better co-worker.
I asked my husband how long the kitchen table is. This is what I got 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Your daughter doesn’t wonder why you are tracing her feet?
Think again 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Gasts?
Heather Graham at the ripe age of 50 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Love her crackers.
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Sweltering extra-large Spoonbill 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Looks a bit irritated.
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One man's sock is another man's sweater 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Sneks are ectothermic and rely on heat from their environment. A sweater would insulate them and make them colder.
A good day for summer hunting. I almost tagged out 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
She’s hunting asparagus?
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One man's sock is another man's sweater 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Sneks should not have sweaters.
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Americas back baby 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Not all explosive devices identify as bombs.
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Ty cool bug breh 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
By that definition the first “airplane attack” would be a couple months earlier during the Tulsa Race Massacre.
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