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I’ve seen it too. Sometime it’s for legitimate reasons if they are responding to a call and don’t want to spook the suspects so they need to get through the light safely without the full lights and sirens going the whole time.

I think the love of picking scabs is pretty universal.

Yeesh, that sounds terrible.

It’s an interesting premise because people will apply their own interpretation of who the cancer cells represent. Depending on that interpretation they will side with the two cells differently. Some will find it to be an accurate prediction of a threatening segment of society and others will become defensive because they think it’s aimed at them or those they want to be. Which way did you take it?

Meh, there are different levels of vandalism. Putting highlighter on a waterproof sticker isn’t permanent. It’s like putting chalk on a sidewalk.

In your nostril? How did that happen?

You are all of a sudden ok with willful desecration of the US flag?

Better than a horse that tastes like raisins, I suppose.

The key is using plenty of lube.

Sometimes a man needs a Moons over My Hammy. It’s not a proud moment when it happens but I don’t feel he should be shamed for his choices.

Your instructions were unclear and now I’m not allowed back into Denny’s.

I eat one or two every Halloween to remind myself how much they suck.

Wholly agree

Ever had candy corn? Same thing.

Had me in the first half, ngl.

Shemale is mathematically less gay than straight porn due to there being a higher ratio of boob to penis.

Here, ladies and gentlemen, is a pro.