Must be on the Olympic Peninsula- thats where all the crazy shit is

You must be a tourist. Average at best piece of Washington driftwood you've got there.

Now make a bench.

Looks like the sort of wood your mum likes.

"Piece."

I actually found what I wanted on the second page of Google once

This is a repost and the title was my comment on the original post. The funny thing is I got downvoted to oblivion when I commented that

So should I take everything or whatever?

If this actually happened to me I wouldn't believe it and I'll just hang up thinking someone is trolling me