Sero

serosenpai


Hate is a dangerous weapon of mass destruction, a sword that kills both the holder and target, deafening and blinding both.

— Sero Report User
CEASE! 7 comments
serosenpai · 10 minutes ago
What are they gonna do, measure my truthfulness by erection?
"Oh sorry honey, youre too hard for me to trust you"
Fix that next time, we must 3 comments
serosenpai · 12 minutes ago
I hope the fuck not
EDIT: there's Yoda porn, yes he does
· Edited 11 minutes ago
My wife this morning during carpool 4 comments
serosenpai · 15 minutes ago
God.
He's talking about God.
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Anon's son is a chocolate chaser 8 comments
serosenpai · 20 minutes ago
*sobs that I will never find a chocolate gf*
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Artistic 4 comments
serosenpai · 21 minutes ago
Yeah, into 80s music and starting to watch older movies and want to suck a dick
Anon's son is a chocolate chaser 8 comments
serosenpai · 22 minutes ago
Oh my God, where can I find black women like that!?
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virgin 2 comments
serosenpai · 23 minutes ago
This isn't proof the guy's a virgin, more like he's an asshole.
Still funny tho
Always big enough 2 comments
serosenpai · 24 minutes ago
I just realized something: why don't cats like shoes?
They're just the tiniest boxes know to man!
Girl chat vs guy chat 6 comments
serosenpai · 26 minutes ago
Can I get an amen in the chat
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People intentionally getting their feelings hurt dump 2 comments
serosenpai · 27 minutes ago
I tried this.
Best one I got: "Your mom must be so proud you got dressed yourself, you go girl"
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Pick 2 36 comments
serosenpai · 30 minutes ago
Someone else who shares my ideas!
Earth-chans true shape 5 comments
serosenpai · 31 minutes ago
That's a heart.
Overkill? 26 comments
serosenpai · 9 hours ago
Yeeeeees.
Overkill? 26 comments
serosenpai · 9 hours ago
Yeah, I wanna be a vigilante like Batman, but with guns
Nerds and stuff 20 comments
serosenpai · 18 hours ago
HE PLAYED ROY
OH GOD YES
Nerds and stuff 20 comments
serosenpai · 18 hours ago
You have that problem too?
I'm waiting for my DM to actually start the first session, but one person or another keeps having to cancel
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Overkill? 26 comments
serosenpai · 18 hours ago
I would salivate at the day I could mow down burglars with my military in a gun.
Oh God, that sound.
Pick 2 36 comments
serosenpai · 18 hours ago
I will master the sky with birds and the land with my rats!
Fuck you, hunter! You make kill a few of my rats, but they'll overtake you soon enough
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Earth-chans true shape 5 comments
serosenpai · 18 hours ago
When you say Earth-Chan is flat
From the Mouth Of God Himself 11 comments
serosenpai · 18 hours ago
Ahahaha God hates America because you suddenly speak for a deity
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I've been here about 3 years now, decided to finally share 5 comments
serosenpai · 1 day ago
Do you train an underdog team of misfit baseball players commonly linked by one thing- the love of the game in some 2008 Disney straight-to-TV movie?
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Policeman is de way 3 comments
serosenpai · 1 day ago
Who hurt you?
Testicle 9 comments
serosenpai · 1 day ago
test is short for testicle yaaaaay
Someone is going to die 4 comments
serosenpai · 1 day ago
That fork is going into the other person's eye.
Or throat.
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Addiction is a terrible thing 10 comments
serosenpai · 1 day ago
W...what?
What the fuck?
This is worse than time anon ate that baby
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