Even my french omelette turns into scrambled eggs 4 comments
shadylady
· 3 years ago
You flip your house to flip the omelette
Voodoo hips 4 comments
shadylady
· 3 years ago
It's called vanity sizing. Many brands label the size this way by reducing the size on the label on the garment to make you feel better when you're trying it on in the dressing room, thus increasing your chances of buying that product. Unfortunately, there is no coherent understanding between the brands regarding how to reduce the size, leading to misleading garment sizes across other brands.
How bad is your eyesight 3 comments
Doesn’t matter, still ate it 11 comments
shadylady
· 3 years ago
I read it as cat burglar and I was so confused 10/10 nice kitty
·
Edited 3 years ago
They found the cliff 2 comments
I plead guilty and request the death penalty 4 comments
2020 wall decoration 3 comments
Sup smol thugs! 10 comments
shadylady
· 3 years ago
You're a gundi. Are you cute, a thug or an ass? You'll never know
2
·
Edited 3 years ago
Remember 12 comments
shadylady
· 3 years ago
If someone thinks that hairstyle is only for a certain group of people, isn't *that* racist?
9
This Turkish butcher used to feed a stray cat. The cat has past away and he has gotten a 3 comments
shadylady
· 3 years ago
I would have been okay with just the first half of this post, why you gotta do this man
Nostalgiavember Day 22 - Aladdin 5 comments
shadylady
· 3 years ago
My dad and I used to stay up at night trying to beat the levels on Prince of Persia. The mirrored version of him spooked me tho lol
1
It’s the truth 8 comments
Don't tell me this isn't life goals 8 comments
shadylady
· 3 years ago
I just wish the book could float in front of my face after some time because I want to put it down but I don't want to put it down, ya feel?
5
Take this cake and shove it 6 comments