Sarah Roy

shadylady


— Sarah Roy Report User
Even my french omelette turns into scrambled eggs 4 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
You flip your house to flip the omelette
This bulb design 6 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
What about when the power comes back?
wrong 1 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
What, did he login to the wrong zoom meeting?
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Voodoo hips 4 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
It's called vanity sizing. Many brands label the size this way by reducing the size on the label on the garment to make you feel better when you're trying it on in the dressing room, thus increasing your chances of buying that product. Unfortunately, there is no coherent understanding between the brands regarding how to reduce the size, leading to misleading garment sizes across other brands.
How bad is your eyesight 3 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
I just use my phone to snap a pic and then zoom in on it
Canadian Cowboys, eh? 1 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
Did you mean: Canada
Bring back the ice age, is what I always say 2 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
Aren't we all
Doesn’t matter, still ate it 11 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
I read it as cat burglar and I was so confused 10/10 nice kitty
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Americans are weird 3 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
Is the second pic from a foot f*tish pron
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They found the cliff 2 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
There's been something funky going on with the FS submit page for sure
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1500 years!!!! 5 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
3d chess
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I plead guilty and request the death penalty 4 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
*uwus aggressively*
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2020 wall decoration 3 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
Put the la in the wall too so that it reads 'la ugh' Classy and relatable
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Sup smol thugs! 10 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
You're a gundi. Are you cute, a thug or an ass? You'll never know
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Remember 12 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
If someone thinks that hairstyle is only for a certain group of people, isn't *that* racist?
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the wonder of language 2 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
The only way to Inglish
This Turkish butcher used to feed a stray cat. The cat has past away and he has gotten a 3 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
I would have been okay with just the first half of this post, why you gotta do this man
Fire pretty 7 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
You pass
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It’s the truth 8 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
Let me have my revelation in peace
Nostalgiavember Day 22 - Aladdin 5 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
My dad and I used to stay up at night trying to beat the levels on Prince of Persia. The mirrored version of him spooked me tho lol
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It’s the truth 8 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
That...That's actually true. I never thought about it that way
Don't tell me this isn't life goals 8 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
I just wish the book could float in front of my face after some time because I want to put it down but I don't want to put it down, ya feel?
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Take this cake and shove it 6 comments
shadylady · 3 years ago
Even better that clicking on @cakehater gives you a 404
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