They had us in the first half ngl

I before E except after C and W

5 days late

I was 11 years old trying to download something from Limewire once. It finished, I opened the file and it turned out to be a picture of a woman performing oral sex D:

Ask Eggwina Currie

White people charged, or white people WERE charged?

'typing'.. So I'm guessing she's still not finished with her roast

I'm English and I would never eat toast if its just plain

https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/501026/same-die-cut-jigsaw-puzzle-blends/ here are more

Mickey*

@b_bunny you tried this on me once didn't you and I still didn't get it, I just kept on saying it.

Australians *

They don't say the eff word in Riverdale do they?

She's got crabs

Pronounced 'shem-yen-ya-kof-shchiz-na'

@b_bunny

That's not even called agnostic. The term they mean is apatheism

Lightning *

I thought my neighbour was called Louise the whole time, until she came to my workplace and told me her name was Nicole