shiftingsands

shiftingsands


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Mike wazowski....? 4 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Omg you went to the uni of Lincoln?
I'm still laughing 7 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Thanks for that. I read it all after reading your comment
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This is what happens when you take "capitalist pigs" a little too literally 1 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
These would also be popular in England
This door mat is a must have for some people 1 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Who forgets glasses? I wouldn't be able to read this doormat if I didn't have mine on
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Oleg Shupliak self portrait 1 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Bum nose
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PIXAR sex scenes that probably happened 5 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Someone explain the last one
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Gentleman 2 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
I'd tap that
My dad sent a Howler 2 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Yeah right.
So handsome 1 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Who is he?
Save the turtles 4 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Like the suicide pits on the London Underground to prevent track deaths
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I can't brain anymore 2 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
But red and led always rhyme unless led is LED
Sending a heart 4 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Шitchcraft
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This wins Halloween 6 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Purple rain
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It's called earned time off for a reason 8 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
The thing is that I'm a pharmacist assistant, so when my manager is off, there is always cover as a chemist cannot run without a pharmacist working there. But if I go away, it's hard to find someone to cover because there aren't relief dispensers/assistants
It's called earned time off for a reason 8 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
The thing is, when I go for annual leave, usually no one covers while I'm away because there is no one to cover. I have to leave my poor manager on his own.
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True gender equality 13 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Rebooty
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What stage of capitalism is this? 1 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
*punches*
'I'm leaving you.'
'But I have pizza.'
'OK, I'll stay.'
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"Night" in Estonian 4 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Why does it says Polski for Polish?
"Night" in Estonian 4 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Finnish - yö
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She forgot a very important bit of information 5 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
But Jesus was resurrected so he must be a witch
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Tired as f*** 4 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
This changes every time. In 2012 it was 'from 1995 to 99 and you're not even 18 yet'
I see what you did there 1 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
NSFW
Almost same 1 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Is this the new girl tearful at cat meme?