Shikharizard

shikharizard


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Girl talk 14 comments
shikharizard · 27 minutes ago
No, probably not, but I wouldn’t want to give her any ideas. Is that really all you have to say about that masterpiece of a story?!
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Nothing is more comfortable than breasts. Nothing on earth- except booty.
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He looks a little nervous about the shots 6 comments
shikharizard · 1 hour ago
Those ears are way too cute
Tired chubby depressed Lobster 3 comments
shikharizard · 1 hour ago
Firefighting good boys
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Girl talk 14 comments
shikharizard · 6 hours ago
They're real enough ;)
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Yeahhhhh I can't see that stopping me. I'd still ask. Haha "somber nod"
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Batshit crazy*
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Eh, I can deal with the crazy woman. The rotten titties would break my heart. But I guess they go bad irl, why wouldn't they go bad in this imaginary detachable world?
Girl talk 14 comments
shikharizard · 6 hours ago
Hehehe, back in university we had this one chick Evelyn who was part of our friend group. Every girl, and every guy in the group was attracted to at least one other person. Evelyn wasn't a part of that system - like tbh I look back and reflect on how cruel this must've been, but it was like an unspoken rule that Evelyn was silently excluded from the weird love pentagons we had going on.
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Evelyn was about 5'5 and like 170lbs + not a BIG girl, but definitely a bigger girl. Evelyn liked my buddy Theo and I thinked she liked me too, and would've jumped on either of us if we'd give her a chance, but we never did. I remember one night when 7 of us stayed in and just hung out and had some drinks, I woke up at like 2am from a pleasant nap with my head on Ev's ample belly. I remember thinking how comfortable it was before I literally started laughing and woke everyone else who was asleep up- and then I couldn't tell them why. Good times Haha.
Sleepless 5 comments
shikharizard · 6 hours ago
Jeez. That sounds painful. Also sounds like an unbreakable partnership. I'm envious. Good for you.
Saturday motivation 4 comments
shikharizard · 6 hours ago
I'm gonna make the pyramids look like a grade 6 science fair project by the time I'm done
Germany loves vertebrates 18 comments
shikharizard · 6 hours ago
Hahahah that's so awesome. Your uncle sounds like a legend
Sleepless 5 comments
shikharizard · 7 hours ago
I found a natural remedy. I work through the depression 12-14 hours a day, 7 days a week, and it leaves me so broken and exhausted not even anxiety can keep me awake. Plus the wins from closing deals, the income and the constant mental engagement required in my job distract me from the memories that depress me anyway. Win-win.
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Plus I have a boss that makes Hannibal look like a sweetheart, so if I start slipping he slaps me (metaphorically) back into reality.
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Sleepless 5 comments
shikharizard · 7 hours ago
Hehehe, you're a great partner.
Ya right 5 comments
shikharizard · 7 hours ago
Well, at least we know they were hot, right until the end
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Ya right 5 comments
shikharizard · 7 hours ago
Tl;dr
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Girl talk 14 comments
shikharizard · 8 hours ago
What if your stomach is a small pillow? Asking for the bigger girls
Germany loves vertebrates 18 comments
shikharizard · 8 hours ago
Yeah but don’t worry, you’re a psycho and you won’t be missed
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Wild 4 comments
shikharizard · 8 hours ago
What was.. my comment?
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Germany loves vertebrates 18 comments
shikharizard · 8 hours ago
Oooohh good one. I forgot about squidses and octopi. They’re amazing- and smart AF
Germany loves vertebrates 18 comments
shikharizard · 9 hours ago
Fuck that's a terrifying answer-but fair enough.
Girl talk 14 comments
shikharizard · 9 hours ago
Nah, I want the real deal.
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Hahaha, can you even imagine the line or questioning? How do you even ask someone where their tits are?
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Yeah, that's all you. You're a little crazy, but your funsub family loves you all the same.
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Edit: can you imagine her texting me the next day asking me to drop them off or when she's seeing me again, and I just ghost her so I can keep her titties.
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Germany loves vertebrates 18 comments
shikharizard · 9 hours ago
*Morgan Freeman Voice* You're not wrong, you're just an a**hole.
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Germany loves vertebrates 18 comments
shikharizard · 9 hours ago
That is some back-country, fairy-tale farmer shit and I love it.
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Germany loves vertebrates 18 comments
shikharizard · 9 hours ago
Name one invertebrate animal who's well-being you genuinely care about. And I dont mean like, save the bees, I think most normal people care about the lives of animals in general, but I mean in like a pet/animals-that-end-up-in-shelters type thing
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Sometimes that’s all it is 2 comments
shikharizard · 9 hours ago
PSA to all men: you dont have to put up with this shit, ever. General crankiness is acceptable- we all get tired. But if you have yourself a girl who cant control her emotions when she gets hungry (much like a 4yo child) ditch her and find yourself a grown-up. Plenty of fish in the sea.
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Be her daddy, not her dad.
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Girl talk 14 comments
shikharizard · 9 hours ago
@Xvarnah This would be awesome. The girl I'm seeing wakes up, wonders where she is, oh shit she's at my place. Hurries to get dressed and get to work, and leaves her titties behind. I wake up an hour later, and there they are. I grab em, cuddle into them and go back to sleep. I support this message
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High rise residential 9 comments
shikharizard · 10 hours ago
First I wondered whose problem that was. Then I realized it wasn't my problem and completely stopped giving a fuck. Incredibly liberating actually.
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Win-win-situation 46 comments
shikharizard · 10 hours ago
As for burnout, up until this weekend I thought I wouldn't be able to survive either. Now, I'm not worried. I'm going to take the fight back to my boss. He's going to get some serious attitude from me, and he's going to love it. In a year from now I'll be his VP of Sales, I will tear the throat out of any of the future salespeople who'll be competing for the same spot, and that'll be my life for the next little bit.
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And dont pretend. I was already more, now you have quantifiable proof that me and my 3rd nut are 50% more of a man than most ;)