I.. I actually have this song downloaded on my phone..

His little drawn on eyebrows always make me laugh

My dad once stepped in a tiny hole and broke his ankle and then the next day, broke his other ankle after slipping off a step. He ended up landing face first in a dudes crotch too

I've been having this problem so much lately..

Well here in America, you can see plastic bottles on the ground, everywhere, for endless miles and miles.

Ha, 'babbies'.

Jeez, this is making me nauseous just lookin' at it

I think it looks more like Scrappy Doo.

Surprisingly, I actually seen it the first time.

Convenient Parking in my ass

He almost looks like Jason Biggs.

It almost looks like its full of bees

That baby has quality hands

I thought that was spaghetti

My dad sends me about 10 memes a day

He has.. Symbol palsyy! Hahaha-ehh, its not as funny typed out.. I actually laughed at this longer than I'd like to admit

I don't get many chances to brag about this but my dad used to fix his grandmother's air conditioner. He said that she was a very nice woman and would invite him inside sometimes and they would look through Steven's childhood pictures.

Holy fuck, I thought that was all one dog

'Na, I got the right number. What's good?'

I'm kinda curious to see how everything would be if they used red lights. Actually no, I'd rather not, that's scary

Girl, I can make your hips stir.. as you're rocking me back and forth in your arms, pls halp, I'm a little emotional right now

Does anyone else notice that young Christopher Walken looks like Scarlett Johansson?