I'm proud to say this is a thing

And he's just there masterbating

I don't know what I was expecting when I started reading this, I don't even know why I kept reading, I regret many things in life, that puns existence is one of them

Well atleast they are honest

Carlos you dirty whore

Not that last bit about rose but everything else I'm cool with

That dumb bitch....

There is this thing called overpopulation you dumb little shits

Dafuq did I just read

I'd like to think Mickey ate one