Hey I liked the live action Aladdin

The thing about it is, you learn to understand that most people aren’t against you, so blanket kindness until proven otherwise is always a nice strategy

Why not both?

You had unprotected sex with a stranger, what the hell were you expecting, a plasma screen tv?

I didn’t cry at all. I know that seems like I’m trying to be a jerk, I’m just saying I didn’t cry watching it.

Amelia Airheart, I have questions

No, it means yo nasty, stop showing me that

It’s a nicely made suit

I’m from farming country Indiana and I can confirm this is very true, very wet recently. But also this woman is an idiot.

I’m of the belief that humans peaked around 2012-2014 and it’s been a steady decline since

They just keep making the argument as to why this episode is so important. I grew up with Arthur and other PBS programs and one of the important aspects is that no matter who someone is, they’re still a person. And the outrage just keeps saying that the episode was made and got the point across.

I want to look AT it

Why does Bart look like he has lipstick on?

Preach

Literally any action I make when I’m around my parents

Alyssa Edwards at her finest people