*feeling at right side* You bastard, how did you already snatch it??

There’s always the option at getting incredibly good at, say, painting little cottages. Be the next Kinkade and sell greeting cards. “I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.”

That’s the first thing I thought of, as well.

Who should we try it on

No you don’t, if I die I have a troll contracted to burn the bones. To avoid any hauntings. And you can’t just steal a kidney without me noticing.

What happens if you poky poky

Ahhh what the hell, I was resting in peace. More or less. Except for the rituals, pesky kids.

Or what

And imagine if the hail was bad

But it's not very witty

Yep, I have junk drawer as well, so definitely worldly

Hmm

Beauty doesn’t last, and doesn’t determine one’s value. There’s nothing wrong with being ugly.