skittles

skittles


Are you checking me out?

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skittles · 8 years ago
You can have ambertek back.
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She was not a good nanny! 6 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Some may think it's too far, but I say it's just far enough...the song literally says "No matter how you say the word, it's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
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Circle of life 8 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Mind blown!
Goodbye 9 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
So much gets lost to me with texting...I swear to bejebus!
Poe My God 2 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you—here I opened wide the door:—
Darkness there and nothing more
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She was not a good nanny! 6 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
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Classic essay introduction 11 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Give this man an award....and a tutor...
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"That's gonna be you when you start driving!"- my mom 9 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
He's texting and driving
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Skittles wrappers now come with a joke 7 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
I've seen the 6 hour reposts without anyone noticing, I can repost something that happened 6 months ago and it'll be deleted. Lmao.
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The 800th post! *whispers* my selfies 12 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Get out!
Skittles wrappers now come with a joke 7 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
It's how you get into heaven if you have Facebook.
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Probably still alive 33 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
That's exactly right
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adds effect if you say it out loudly around people 7 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Nice try Bart Simpson
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Make america great britain again 7 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
I will punch an old lady
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Skittles wrappers now come with a joke 7 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
I think I have a wonderful sense of humour.
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When my friend sees a hot guy 6 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Just..Cas!
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What equality means 16 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Because of equality Damnit didn't y'all read the post?
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We're in a restaurant. Control your kid 13 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
*whispers* Ooh e, ooh la la, ting tang, walla walla bing bang.
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He sees EVERYTHIIINNNG 6 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
He obviously doesn't see them chicks talking during class.
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Hands free everything when suddenly 8 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
The Red Lobster in my town has it by their door. Finally, someone out there gets it.
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She blew her top 36 years ago 22 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Education fired!
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Bro, do you even operate? 5 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Merica!!!!
A giant sausage 7 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Found your mom's dildo
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A house in your own private island 1 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
I can live with this without being disappointed.
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adds effect if you say it out loudly around people 7 comments
skittles · 8 years ago
Third grade was a really hard 3 years for some of us.
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