User slamdunkey Banned

We all have that one friend 34 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
that is me
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Well 79 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
yes, but the needs of the many far outweigh the needs of the few.
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I'm tired of your shit Han... I mean- Arrrgghh 1 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
I would pay for an original trilogy redubbing where Chewbacca actually says stuff like this
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American media in a nutshell 5 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
they're really BENDing the rules, if you know what I mean
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Me on a regular basis 4 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
well duh
it's a face
imagine if we forgot faces but not names
"oh hey Jim. *gestures at Jim's face* what's going on there?"
they call me coffee because i can make ur heart pound 11 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
they call me coffee because I'm 70% coffee instead of water
help i can't move
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16% chance of ratchetry in the chip and soda aisle 10 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
NOPE
we're talkin' barbed wire fences all the way around baby
plus mines in every conceivable patch of ground, and C4 attached to all your doors and windows, detonating if you use them
15 free programs that are pretty damn useful 18 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
audacity is good
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16% chance of ratchetry in the chip and soda aisle 10 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
well guess what we've rented out the entire Closest Convenient Stadium just so that you can take centre stage while people laugh at you
I guess it's no longer a house party
UNLESS we drop Dr House MD in the mix
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For real! 11 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
is it spooperman
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How to be a huge d*ck (NSFW cuz Star Wars: TFA spoilers) 16 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
at what point can we stop putting spoilers before anything Star Wars related
16% chance of ratchetry in the chip and soda aisle 10 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
surprise houseparty, motherfucker
featuring a live performance from Everyone You've Ever Embarrassed Yourself In Front Of Ever!
come for the music, stay for the food
don't forget to tip your waiter
we're here till Thursday
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Bye Alan 9 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
Hans Gruber, only the greatest action movie villain of all time, starting in Die Hard the original
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mind = blown 2 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
what actually happened:
*opens door*
*tripping on illicit substances*
*sees postman*
*thinks he is a sink*
*pour boiling mug of coffee "down the sink"*
'I ain't got no time for Jeesoap'
*slams door*
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Thought we could do with a little encouragement 9 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
thanks poolio
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2016: Another year of awesome movies 15 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
excuse me but you left out the new Zelda
you fucking fuck
The comment deserves more attention 4 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
*thumbs up*
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Is this true? 25 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
Russia: *holding smashed vodka bottle*
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Darn Furtin Freemar and Addison Keckles 25 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
it's pronounced "meese"
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Jesus take the wheel 6 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
fucking gold
have a Nobel peace prize you majestic motherfucker
Jesus take the wheel 6 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
he signed a non-disclosure agreement
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The Irtysh river in Russia froze over in an interesting pattern 9 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
bold new promotional campaign for the next Scream movie
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i swear to god 6 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
why can't we properly delete Facebook accounts anymore
this deactivate bullshit isn't good enough, Zuck
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Immunity Cat 5 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
you welc
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yup 157 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
holy shit there's so much fucking controversy in these comments
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