you should write about that

he's the opposite of a pacifist
he's a genocide-ist

probably from, uh, JC Penney
maybe one of those other brands

but
how

why not both

"CLEAR"
"fire at will (see what I did there)"
*pwsssssssssssssh*
*fwooooooohhhhhhhhh*
*assorted flamethrower sounds*

"can we get a flamethrower or six over here?"
"thank you"

actually I meant to say K.O.

yes

if that means addicted to buttsex, then.......

so THATS how he got those scars

Conspiracy theory: Google is run by Reggie

is there an Al Coholic here...

"I WANNA BE A SQUIRREL HEROOOOOOO!"

involuntary castration