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IS THAT DEATH GRIPS 11 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
morebacon =/= Kevin Bacon
I have the fastest working brain in the world! 11 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
People who say pretentious bullshit like this have no brain to begin with.
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IS THAT DEATH GRIPS 11 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
Bacon =/= famous
IS THAT DEATH GRIPS 11 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
except you don't need it
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I'd love to live here 1 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
So would literally everyone else.
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The tables have turned 14 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
I don't know what I expected. But it definitely wasn't that.
NEXT TIME ON THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
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Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days 7 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
When will we see Loki again? He seems like a fan favourite, but he hasn't been around since Thor 2
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honestly this movie was weird 6 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
A true movie is something with at least 45 minutes of runtime. That's the definition of a feature film.
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Astronauts describe what it feels like to be in space 13 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
are astronauts even real
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This Man Spent Four Years Using Trees To Grow A Church 4 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
1. Brian Cox is a British astrophysicist
2. "It was worths it"
3. Title = clickbait

(shut the fuck up I know multiple people can be called Brian Cox)
advice 2 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
You might be wondering why I didn't include hobbits in that list.
Well, one thing Thrones does have is Peter Dinklage.
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advice 2 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
Thrones has less elves, dwarves, orcs, and Gollums though
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From all the tortures I've seen on TV, I think this is by far the worst 19 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
After that the torturer "showed him kindness" by letting him sleep next to the dogs in the kennels, wearing the same clothes forever basically. Then, when his sister comes to rescue him, he screams for her to not take him away, because he's so psychologically broken and afraid of what the torturer will do to him if he escapes.
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Want... so much 6 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
I've been TRIGGEREEEEEEEEEED
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This is what happened 6 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
I don't speak Portuguese
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For the hoes 8 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
I'm just gonna come right out and fucking say it.
Internet Explorer 11 isn't that bad,
In fact, it's a pretty solid web browser.
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...F*ck 8 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
Waking up after my wife has stabbed me like
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I'm Sure I'm Not The Only One Here 6 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
"It may be time to tone it down a bit"
"Oh suuuuuuuuuuuure it is"
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If Ice Cube was a Green Lantern 4 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
At least it's better than Ryan Reynolds
Photoshop tutorials in a nutshell 5 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
MS Paint is vastly superior in every way imaginable, why would you need any other program?
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Want... so much 6 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
This should definitely be wrapped in foil. See what happens when some retard tries to take a bite.
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You f*cking leave my previous babe dorito alone 6 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
Ultron ain't no fucking MacBook pal
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From all the tortures I've seen on TV, I think this is by far the worst 19 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
So you've never heard of the part where a guy tortures another guy by slowly ripping out his fingernails until he's begging to have the whole finger cut off, and then his dick was cut off and the torturer ate a sausage in front of him?
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From all the tortures I've seen on TV, I think this is by far the worst 19 comments
slamdunkey · 7 years ago
What? Seriously?
You've never seen Game of Thrones?
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