User slamdunkey Banned

Not easy at all 18 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
How fucking dare you
I've never fucking sworn in my whole fucking life you cunt
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*shrugs* 19 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
"Shrug"
"I'll just shrug my way through life"
Morons
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Not easy at all 18 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
LANGUAGE
you fuck
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I am currently cuddling the neediest kitten in the world 6 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Because laptops have feelings, guys!
(Of course not you fucking imbecile)
tips regarding bread 12 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Fucking saved. Thanks man
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Unless you can't for medical reasons 39 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
So.....the person is dead. They don't need their organs anymore. Why should they care if their organs are used again to help save lives? "But Dunkeh, it's disrespectful!" Shut the fuck up, I said take their organs, not the whole fucking corpse. "But.....muh religion!" Doesn't your religion teach you to be kind to others? If the person was religious, isn't saving a life one of the kindest, if not MOST kindest, things you can do?
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Writing an accounting test today.... oh boy 6 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
This show was the shit
I'm not even British and it was funny as fuck
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Harsh realities of life 72 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Holy shit, man has returned. Awesome
Matthewg, you aren't......mgoveia, are you?
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Work on that Summer Body! 9 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
What the fuck is this trying to achieve
Spend the next 3 weeks at work in pain from suddenly doing way too much exercise
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When You Live In Amish Country 43 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Lived in the city aaaaaaall my life. Small towns are boring as shit
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The most ridiculous death possible. Stabbed pinkie? 126 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Died on the toilet, like Elvis
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Praise lord link 14 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
You're right, it's Zelda's
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commence existential crisis 8 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
No, no, no, none, you don't, never.
· Edited 3 years ago
Like a sir 5 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Fucking legendary
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IS THAT DEATH GRIPS 11 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
No
Just don't do it 6 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Haaaaahahahaha! You broke your leg! What a fucking moron! Haha!
OH MY GOD haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaHAAA! You have cancer! Holy shit, I'm dying! Oh my god, ahhahahahahahaha!
(like that?)
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Wasn't sure to put this in funsubsters for offendedsubstance but.. 26 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Yeah, well, you're wrong and you know it. Have a nice day.
Wasn't sure to put this in funsubsters for offendedsubstance but.. 26 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Let me just step riiiiight in here
The_gayming_singer created her/his account literally seconds after that_gamer_girl deleted hers/his. That's not coincidence. Her profile bio used to be "I had an old account, but I'm not telling what it is". Also, once gayming "accidentally" said that they were transsexual, which we all know that_gamer_girl was (or at least claimed to be).
I've been waiting for an opportunity to call you on your bullshit for months now, and here it is.
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Illuminaughty 2 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
What the fuck is going on in this post
We got some weird ass quote and Jeff Goldblum mid-orgasm, surrounded by watermarks
I demand an explanation
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Candle scent 14 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Wet rags and sadness.
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Good strategy 5 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Ultra balls all the way baby
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Just this! 28 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
This website has given me more cancer than the cigarettes.
Fuck you all.
Maxwell "dressed" Barrett 7 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
You didn't know. You assumed.
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Harsh realities of life 72 comments
slamdunkey · 3 years ago
Fuck black, Asian, Hispanic, and Jewish people.
(exception)