@CassraSub this is what I now imagine what your bird does when you're not home.

He looks like he should feel like velvet.

Butch.

That'll pay for a four year degree here... at an actual University...

@CassraSub will you offer this type of massage in your practice?

Pro tip - having a muscle spasm in your calf? Stand on it. This has worked for me every time I've had a cramp. I'll immediately stand and it'll just go away!

I love hearing the theories people come up with no matter how weird they are (i.e. Mario is a communist, Sans is Ness, etc)!

HE'S ADORABLE

To be honest though that shirt is the same length as a lot of girls dresses.

I may not be religious, but I can damn sure appreciate the beauty of this!

Think about this too - they didn't know if there were more terrorists on other flights and they still took all those people in and cared for them with that fear. Being Canadian, I keep forgetting that people generally don't know about this story and I'm so happy that people can read about it!

That's gonna be me soon fml.

Find someone who looks at you like this cat looks at space.

I've have a strawberry patch for almost 20 years and I haven't seen this sht.

Because I want to take my Daedric Sword of the Inferno and kill some Dragons. Social Justice Mage gets taken out in one hit without the armor the Social Justice Warrior has. GOTTA GET THAT DAEDRIC ARMOR,

*quiet whisper* I posted this a few months back but who cares because it's a lit af mashup and more people need to hear it

@CassraSub *SCREAMING*