Using a prosthetic man package to explain "man spreading" 19 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
Oh god that was also the same route my friend took and this guy said he was some sort of voodoo priest and was going to read her or some crap. She's seen him before and when he tried to do it to another lady she pulled the next stop and got the hell off of that bus omg. Different friend also got stalked on that bus route... yeah you can see a trend here...
I really love you food 3 comments
Using a prosthetic man package to explain "man spreading" 19 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
I take 4 buses everyday. I'm busing for 3-3.5 hours. I'm bound by statistical probability to see it happen. It's really common on the buses I take (granted they go through some 'ick' areas which would make sense for the people that get on them), Like last week someone left a tray of mashed potatoes on the floor on the bus... A FREAKING TRAY. Half eaten.
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Amazing waterfront views 4 comments
Using a prosthetic man package to explain "man spreading" 19 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
@serosenpai everyday on the bus I see a dude spread his legs like that. Evey. Damn. Day.
Using a prosthetic man package to explain "man spreading" 19 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
There is a difference between sitting with your legs open at 180 degrees (which we normally always see) then just having them open a bit to be a bit more comfortable for the boys. You need to have your legs open a bit because you don't want your balls crushed? Okay sure. You spreading your legs open to take up three seats total? Nah son shut those wings and sit like the rest of the decent guys on the transit system with you.
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Just a little muddy 4 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
The second day we had our ATVs, I ended up crashing into the apple tree. When we took them out onto the trails for the first time (I think the year after), I was going 70 kph down the road like an idiot and I ended up hitting a dip in the road that was a puddle and the next thing I know the ATV went into the air and started going into the bush. To this day I still don't know how I didn't get thrown off of it. My back hurt like a bitch after getting slammed down onto the seat from landing though.
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Lol... I'm just being realistic here 2 comments
I'm dying 8 comments
Anyone else remember these? 13 comments
Using a prosthetic man package to explain "man spreading" 19 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
I've seen dudes sit perfectly fine without going all pterodactyl with their legs on the bus. If it's busy just shut them so you're not taking up two freaking seats. If no one is on the bus and you want to lay across five seats go ahead I'd do the same thing but just put your legs together so people can sit.
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Make own gas mask 16 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
Try going into one during lunch and the line is out the door and around the corner. Being able to mobile order for my Double Double and run for my bus when it's -30 out is perfection.
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Make own gas mask 16 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
EH! :D ALSO DID YOU HEAR TIM HORTONS HAS A MOBILE ORDER FEATURE NOW?! THIS IS A GAME CHANGER!
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Edited 7 years ago
Honestly, same 13 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
My background is Ukrainian so I went to a Ukrainian catholic school when I was younger and learned how to speak some and write some when I was there. When telemarketers call I just spout out some gibberish and hang up. Works like a charm.
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Make own gas mask 16 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
It was Canadians who came up with peeing on socks/clothing and wrapping it around your face/mouth to help survive the gas attacks in case you ever wanted to know! http://www.asaabstracts.com/strands/asaabstracts/abstract.htm;jsessionid=B06A9FCBF556C03EB1843EF61295EAC0?absnum=619&index=14&year=2003
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Table that walks when you push it 5 comments
Finish the order quickly 4 comments
Just wow 23 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
The slut walk, from what I understand it, is supposed to bring awareness to the fact that no matter how you dress you are not asking for rape (women and men). I don't see why they get so much flack for it to be honest.
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He ded 3 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
I DIED AT THAT SCENE. I FKN LOVE BAELISH WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL AND WHEN SANSA SASSED HIM IT WAS THE GREATEST MOMENT OMG.
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Fake your virginity kit 8 comments
sm19
· 7 years ago
In all seriousness though, in some places in the world if you don't bleed on you're wedding night, they assume you're not a virgin and you can be severely punished. It's such a sad world when a construct causes this amount of horror. https://tribune.com.pk/story/1457696/teen-bride-forced-prove-virginity-kills-husband-demands-second-wife/ I feel so sorry for this girl that she had to resort to suicide.
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