Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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Those where the days 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I can still hear the music... and the dialog.
"C'mere, I gotta present for ya."
"That was left handed."

I went so deep that I dl'ed modding software and created my own PVP maps.
I even worked out the programming code for the searchlight arc parameters because no one had yet and contributed that to a TibSun modding community.
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Does anybody else remember this gem? 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Remember? How could you forget, the last one came out in 2016.
True 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Shazam. One and done.
The former president of Burkina Faso, he was murdered in a coup backed by the France 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Indeed. The coup was led by Blaise Compaoré, a high level official under Thomas Sankara.

Even though the term Coup d'état is French, it doesn't mean the France (lol) had anything to do with it.
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This applies to all politicians around the world! 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Yes and some died too.
Never mind the fact that it's an all voulonteer service.

Classic ignorant reactionaryism... trying to make an issue where none exists.
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Sussex, england 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Put your all windows down.
Turn it up.
Click this:
https://youtu.be/aiRn3Zlw3Rw
You're welcome.
If only 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Hawking did in fact do some work concerning black holes, specifically the theory of quantum evaporation. What was coined as Hawking Radiation.
Yes but actually no 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Top tip: Always carry a spare pickaxe with the enchantents Efficiency, Fortune and Unbreaking on it.

That way, if you are either actively mineing or just exploring, when you stumble across say a diamond, gold or iron ore vein, the resources you receive will be higher than normal. After time, you'll be filthy rich in resources.

Then, you can build dumb crap like a Tower of Pimps or move into a Desert Temple and renovate the pyramid to be glass, gold and diamond.
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Bye guys -shikharizard 57 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Stay fresh, cheese bag.
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I don't think they're like german 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Should read: "nis fer trinkwasser," I think...
Elon asking the real question 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
"...significantly larger than the earth."

Yes, very signifigantly. Given 1 block = 1 meter, it has been calculated to have aproximarely 93 million times the surface area of the Earth... before the Far Lands bug kicks in in the earlier editions and the invisible wall after that patch.
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I have no idea why I was so nervous after. It went perfectly lol 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Probably wasn't (just) anxiety, it was adrenaline.
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Time for my annual reapearance 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Hurry, you still have a few more hours for Revenge of the Fifth.
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When Burger King plays the mental health card 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
They are called Moody Meals and if this pic was better than a half dozen pixels, you'd see that it says:

"No one is happy all the time,
And that's OK."

Yes they are trolling the Clown, but this campain is running in conjunction with Mental Health Awareness Month in a colaboration with Mental Health America.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2019/05/02/Burger-King-unveils-moody-meals-for-mental-health-awareness/3441556810203/
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8000km away from Egypt.... Shenzen, China 1 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
It's a theme park that displays minatures of monunents, cities and landmarrks from around the world.

https://www.featureshoot.com/2013/11/theme-park-in-china-features-miniature-replicas-of-the-worlds-historical-monuments/

Put away your conspiracy theory bullshit.

Also ripped off from r/technicallythetruth
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Minecraft with path tracing 5 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Link for the mod?
This aged well 10 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
It was probably set up by deniers to straw man climate change in order to discredit it and get this:

"See!? Even the 'experts' can't answer the questions. Therefore, it's a fake libral conspiracy."

If you want answers about climate change... I don't know, how about you ask a Climatologist? Theeen you have them give the data to the Economists and explain to them what it means so they can then determine just how badly we really are screwed.
No serving 7 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Nope, not really.
https://koaa.com/news/covering-colorado/2019/03/15/colorado-springs-hotel-apologizes-after-employees-refuse-to-serve-military/

Turns out, it seems the event wasn't over. Even if it was, it's still discrimination and illegal. They're lucky they didn't lose their license.
The managers responsible were still fired.

I mean, Colarado Springs? Are you fucking insane? Home of the Air Force Academy. With all the brass and political attention that place has, it's a damned miracle this didn't blow up much bigger.
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Koalahoe akbar 6 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Well... that's just what the Austrailian Tourism Board wants you to think.

I mean, Drop Bears and they might explode? Shit, it's not like everything else on that continent isn't already trying to kill you. Tourism would plummet.
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Just a little cawmic 2 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
* False.
Also, it's CAH!

Because crows are able to vocalize CAH!, and warn their fellows, fewer crows are struck by cars in the Boston area than any other place in the world.

Trucks on the other hand...

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/UF6bO
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Tool expectations 3 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Yup. This variation got them mixed up.
It's supposed to go:

*grinder* I'm done talking.
*torch* Can't be tight if it's liquid.
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This belongs here too 7 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
You mean anti-antivaxxer posts?
Antivaxxer shaming posts?

Probably yes.

There need to be more. Much, much more. Anyone who presents such a clear threat to public health, safery and well being of the entire human race based purely in arrogant scientific ignorance deserves to be ridiculed, ostracized and jailed.
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Supreme angry Albatross 3 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Maybe mama monkey was quicker on the draw?
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Stop spreading bullshit 5 comments
smitty · 5 years ago
Couldn't be bothered to retype or even copy paste my comment from here:
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/520374/stop-spreading-misinformation/

Just go read it.
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