Smitty

smitty


I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole.

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This Is the Only Disney Live Action I Wanna See 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
I'm torn on this...
Yes, this is a vastly underrated classic. It is undoubtedly an incredible movie and one of my favorites...

... however, it did kind of leave me wanting more. I feel like there should have been more to the story, like pehaps more stops along the way. Now, it has been forever and a day since I saw any of the Treasure Island films or read the book, so I can't recall the plot line path.

If it's genuine live action and not CGI passed off as it, a script that covers the bases and expands on it, get us a good director like maybe Ridley Scott, Double Negative and New Deal Studios (Interstellar) and Weta Works, along with a cast that causes people to exclaim, holy shit, they got them to sign on?

Well, I will camp out for that.
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The Official Unofficial Funsub Minecraft Server is up and Running!! 20 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Bedrock or Java? I'm assuming Java.
Eitherway, I'll probably peek in this weekend.
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Hard to be mad when you're having such a good time 7 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Even in space, all vehicles must have a tape of Queen's Greatest Hits.
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Cheaters, they weren't it 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Whelp... someone call the Foundation. Looks like we have another 3008 instance.
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Only kids born in the 1920s can read this 8 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Here's the thing Cunt Bev, some can dispite not being taught to, you presumptive bitch.

Second, for those that can't... do you know why?
The same reason they can't fix a button, hem pants, change oil or a tire, cook for themselves and perform basic household repairs.

The political "leadership" that you and your contemporaries voted in enacted "budget cuts" as a "cost cutting" measure and gutted the curricula... all while giving themselves raises.

The same "leadership" that allowed the bank deregulation that almost crashed the planet.

The same "leadership" that allowed minimum wage to stagnate and not keep pace with inflation like it was supposed to... making it next to impossible for the vast majority of Millennials, Gen Z's and even Gen X'ers to ever own their own home.

That's why, Cunt Bev.
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Queen's per tea 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Europe mocking the US about not using metric? Fine... but England? Not going to take it seriously untill they get with the program and stop using a bastardized hybrid of Imperial, Metric and units that predate Imperial, like "stone."
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Great milk packaging 8 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Horrorshow.
Great milk packaging 8 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
It'll sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
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Friend sent this to me, and I havent seen it on yet, so here 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
r/unexpectedscp?
Someone call the Foundation, they might want to have a look.
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Being a vegan doesn't make you a better person 24 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Correlation isn't causation and that's a book published for profit, not a science paper in a peer reviewed scientific journal.

Even if it was, it's the sort of subject that is reserched observationally and observational studies are problematic
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Gotta stay socially contentious 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
They didn't say it was. The apology was for excluding women in the original punchline.
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This dude is a frickin' legend 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
r/unexpectedscp
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So proud 3 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Ok, ok... that's kinda funny.
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I'm gonna need a better PC 19 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Somewhere out there, Scott Manley's heart started racing... and he doesn't know why yet. :)
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Cats and dogs can get along 5 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Word has it that cheetahs can be nervous and anxious, so they get them emotional support dogs. Usually goldens, as illustrated here.

Also the largest of the cats that purr... and meow if I'm not mistaken.
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80085 12 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Huuuge tracts... of land.
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Luis "Lou" Alvarez, a 9/11 first responder announced Wednesday that he is now 6 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Whispered:
witness me brother... shiny... and chrome....
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You’ll never guess what Elastigirl does 2 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Pretty sure Violet is a reference to a "shrinking violet," a very shy and timid person.
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Dont let them control you! 8 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Sniff, sniff...
Yup, smells like 4-chan.
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It's always been Sign Of The Times by Three Days Grace for me for some reason 25 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd
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In Starship Troopers (1997) the cast agreed to do the co-ed shower scene only if the 10 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Exceptionally different.
As it happens, I saw the movie first, then read the book... and I think I enjoyed them better better that way.
This is amazing 10 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Why tf was that comment deleted? I sure as hell didn't.
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Why so somber 4 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Not necessarily... he's playing Johnny Silver hand, a key charecter in Night City in Cyberpunk. He was missing and presumed dead after the Arasaka headquarters was nuked.

He might only be just a digital ghost that only the player can see and hear... but then again, Johnny was also a deck runner and he might have been able to transmit himself into the 'net and this is his full mind.

OR, this just might be Johnny's triumphant return.
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IMBD average rating for the series vs finale 15 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
Futurama Finale? Which one? Didn't it come back from cancelation twice?
It's true. College professors don't give two f*cks 9 comments
smitty · 4 years ago
That last bit there in your first bit @atreinero, is the key: "We are all adults..." and human too.

That said, were I to attend a course relating to Astronomy and/or Physics taught by a professor who is published in the literature, made a signifigant discovery or even is a Nobel Lauriate... rest asured I would conduct myself to a much higher standard.
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