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Spit shine your life 10 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Serious question: Is this why we instinctively try to suck on certain body parts when they get hurt?
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Thy opassom is poetic 3 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Can we go back to using "the bignes of" instead of "the size of"? Please?
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Transgender experience 3 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
And the preponderance of evidence indicates that "transitioning" doesn't change this.
Rays of sun illuminating the gorge - Watkins Glen, NY [OC] 2 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Grew up there. Imagine my surprise as I scrolled through and recognized the location before seeing the title.
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Suffering from prolonged heebie jeebies 8 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Can something be both sudden and prolonged?
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Son of a gun 9 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Point of order: That's not a Glock. M&P below the Knee? Semi-auto near your toe?
American elections got me like 8 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Dems would be pretty pissed too if over 100K ballots suddenly showed up in the middle of the night, hours after polls closed and they were ALL for the other guy. Every. Single. One. Tell me that doesn't sound just a little sketchy.
Spoilers! 4 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
nobody ever does!
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Good mates 2 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
The one on the left seems to have a nice view.
C'mere bigguy 6 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Shape looks like a polar bear, but I've never seen a brown one before.
Oh perhaps yes 3 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
"New properties opening up in your area now!"
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RIP 5 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Shouldn't the second frame read, "Hot shingles, you shay?"
RIP 5 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Shouldn't the second frame read, "Hot shingles, you shay?"
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And I rode through the desert on a Centaur in Disguise 2 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Only someone who has never seen a person rife a horse would think this was an effective disguise. When you sit on a horse, you don't sit on the shoulders, you sit on the middle of the back, between the shoulders and hips. Cool art, weird idea.
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Dolly enjoys the best of both worlds. #yeehaw 6 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
That's some impressive "blending in" if she can escape notice while sporting those massive cans of hers.
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Corporate be like .. 7 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Commas change meaning:
"He gets you ladies."
Me: Sweet, Womanman can get me a lady. Now I don't have to do that mail-order bride thing!
or:
"He gets you, ladies."
Me: Oh, he understands women. How ironic. Ha ha.
Corporate be like .. 7 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Commas change meaning:
"He gets you ladies."
Me: Sweet, Womanman can get me a lady. Now I don't have to do that mail-order bride thing!
or:
"He gets you, ladies."
Me: Oh, he understands women. How ironic. Ha ha.
Corporate be like .. 7 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Commas change meaning:
"He gets you ladies."
Me: Sweet, Womanman can get me a lady. Now I don't have to do that mail-order bride thing!
or:
"He gets you, ladies."
Me: Oh, he understands women. How ironic. Ha ha.
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The mountains of Peru look as though they're concealing the way into Mordor 2 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Looks more like Moria to me.
Just imagine standing right there 4 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
This fills me with existential dread.
Badass billy 4 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
How is that stealing if they GAVE him the money?
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never forget this 3 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Poe's response: Prose before Bros
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Sounds kind of awesome 17 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
Nothing says that you are immortal. Only the snail. So all the stuff about building wealth for an immortal life is unnecessary. Keeping it in a sealed terrarium seems like a pretty reasonable solution.
The bees help with morale 13 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
My only other language experience besides English is French. Ain't no way they can complain about our spelling rules. As I tell my kids, when you are trying to pronounce french words, just pretend you're lazy and stop after the first half. Most of the time you'll sound like a native.
The bees help with morale 13 comments
snardo · 3 years ago
My only other language experience besides English is French. Ain't no way they can complain about our spelling rules. As I tell my kids, when you are trying to pronounce french words, just pretend you're lazy and stop after the first half. Most of the time you'll sound like a native.