Norwegian Captain: "Can we borrow some of your ammunition? We'll give it right back."

I hope those two idiots got fired for that pic. Don't mess around like that in front of a jet turbine. Who knows what small object you might accidentally leave behind that could destroy the engine?

Stop playing with your food, Willy!

This is what an echo looks like in print form.

This is what an echo looks like in print form.

Nothing new here. Sounds like the same kind of arrangement that brought a lot of colonists to the New World roughly 400 years ago.

Nothing new here. Sounds like the same kind of arrangement that brought a lot of colonists to the New World roughly 400 years ago.

Even if Nintendo had given the kid a whole system with a TV, the power shortages in his country would prevent him from playing it most of the time and it would probably be stolen within a week. But socialism rules, man.

Even if Nintendo had given the kid a whole system with a TV, the power shortages in his country would prevent him from playing it most of the time and it would probably be stolen within a week. But socialism rules, man.

I think I count 8. Is that even possible?

Sounds about right. Ranks right up there with conducting a few minutes of personal business in your cube vs taking multiple 10-15 minute smoke breaks every day. Why is one acceptable but the other is not?

Looks like the mummification process has already been started.

Looks like the mummification process has already been started.

The phrasing of having "lost" someone always makes me want to ask, "where have you looked for them?"

I don't see either of things things happen. Young people are not being blamed for the spread and they're not being "forced" back to school. Around here, schools remain shuttered with no apparent plan for reopening.

Seems like the kind of thing that could be easily automated.

Yeah, but it also wouldn't surprise me too much if a lot of those rioters were unemployed.

If you live together and you made a baby together, I'd say you're more than bros.

That's not for milkshakes. That's how they homogenize the milk for bottling.

That's not for milkshakes. That's how they homogenize the milk for bottling.

wearin' short pants today..