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When the Romans saw Hannibal's war elephants (218 BC) 3 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
Yes, it wasn't Hannibal's best idea. Elephants were effective war beasts elsewhere.
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I guess that's one way to solve your constipation problem 8 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
What exactly is happening in this picture and what exactly is supposed to be happening?!
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The book about your entire life 17 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
A man never steps in the same river twice.
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How'd you think your love life would be? 3 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
I did that to my cat and he scratched the crap out of me.
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title 7 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
Why does he look so cheerful *suspicious*
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snowbeast · 5 years ago
Maybe her panties are blue
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snowbeast · 5 years ago
Looks like Joseph Stalin
Bilingual People Will Know the Struggle 10 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
I don't think that's how you get a date
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Bilingual People Will Know the Struggle 10 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
I still get people telling me that I speak good Swedish. No shit, I've been here for more than half my life. But they still point out my alienness.
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This supermarket leaves out fruit for kids 10 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
All of our larger supermarkets do that here (Sweden). It's been a lifesaver some days when the little rugrat is being an asshole.
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9 out of 10 people recommend it 13 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
Why would Java make you cry? Memory management in C however...
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Roses are red, I like to endorse 13 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
And the poor old horse got stuck with a H. sapiens penis.
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Your horse knows you aint about that life 4 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
Couldn't if I wanted to!
What a nice doge. Wait a minute 9 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
Tie-dyed piggy!!
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Moss turtle, and you thought you had a bad hair day 8 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
What are you talking about? He's having a GREAT hair day!
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Well I know lots of horror stories 60 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
Your rectum is prolapsing
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Pluto says hi! 39 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
I thought it was gong to be a joke about a man doing a llama
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Trolling pizzahut 7 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
My kitchen
How shaolin monks train for martial arts 8 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
Awesome!
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What is "freedom"? 4 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
Well considering bald eagles are always voiced over by hawks, you could say they don't even have freedom of screech.
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Jordan gets it 6 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
Did you just assume your baby's gender?
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Try this for breakfast 9 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
You don't need the bread base. I make these all the time with either bacon or prosciutto as the sides, cheese egg and veggie filling.
Just a matter of time! 5 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
What a bunch of yahoos...
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Christmas lights under the snow 4 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
I'm just a beast in the snow. I'd rather be tropical beast :-)
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Christmas lights under the snow 4 comments
snowbeast · 5 years ago
Why is there snow