Sigh. I missed that memo :-(

Seymour

Eggs

Yeah, anus seeds

How will you address this terrorist threat @mr_pigeonwizard

Ruh roh

I took another wrong turn. Am in Severnaya Zemlya. Haaalp send pigeons

Thanks, but I am only a student! Not published yet ;-)

I wrote a paper a few months ago on H. sapiens migration to and diffusion within North America based on coprolitic evidence. One of my sources (below) used parasite egg count as a health indicator, providing me many a chortle at the thought of those dedicated archaeologists sifting through turds:
https://parasitesandvectors.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s13071-018-2729-4

Shit I'm in Jukkasjärvi

Errm ok but it will be a few days. He's in a friend's garage... I just have the seat here (needs restuffing and restitching).

Now do the dance

His name is Vincenzo and he's a beaut. He's getting a facelift during the winter now!

Perhaps it died in its sleep - after a day spent with its mates, a candlelit dinner with its woolly missus, some amorous leapfrog followed by a lovely bath. The ice came later.

*looks at my 2 submissions & 2.4k comments and sobs* It's a fair cop.

*gases up car* *holds map of Germany upside-down* Wish me luck!

Does a 1981 Vespa Primavera count? :-D

*appears with mousse* Well, I'm warm *sits on your lap* are your juices flowing?