I only allow non-serious answers 9 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
Hemorrhoid
Time to eject the child 3 comments
Starts sweating balls 6 comments
Florida man beats atm for giving him too much money 11 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to 'Stop Himself From Raping Women'
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May the Swartz be with you! 2 comments
Borrowing the pen you lost recently 2 comments
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snowbeast
· 3 years ago
I haven't noticed @dr_richard_ew appended to my lady bits. I've mislaid my glasses.
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snowbeast
· 3 years ago
well mine's a cold, inhospitable vaccuum that is so unused barnacles have started to grow on it - does that count?
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Edited 3 years ago
But why is this my exact thought process? 3 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
I always go back and edit my mails. 1. Add small talk so I don't sound like a sociopath. 2. Prune the exclamation points.
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Och aye the coo 3 comments
snowbeast
· 3 years ago
Nice backdrop. I was in Edinburgh a few years ago, walked all over it including up to Arthur's Seat. Afterwards I had calves of steel.
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