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The freaks come out at night 1 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
You've been spending too long on random haven't you, person reading this?
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Good question 13 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
The circle probably wouldn’t have an even distribution but if you rubbed all around the rubbing would. It would also cook your hand, but oh well.
Sorry for rambling
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Good question 13 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
Well, for one thing, the direct directional force of slapping is a kind of kinetic energy that does not get converted into thermal energy significantly, the previous amount is just the raw energy needed to cook a chicken and how fast your hand would have to be moving to have that energy. To actually cook it you would need to either need to rub it instead or slap it at an angle into something else to cause friction. The previous calculation also wasn’t taking into account putting your whole body into it, which would reduce the speed needed to 5.3% of the original. Each slap you spread it across would also reduce the speed required by a factor of the number of slaps eg: 3 slaps needs 1/3 speed for each. Though, the heat is going to be spread across both your hand and the chicken or chicken and the ground so that doubles it again.
In conclusion, either slap it around a very large circle with a 392000 m/s running start or rub it at 7400000 m/s, divided by number of seconds spent rubbing.
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Minne, keeper of the castle 4 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
Minnie is defending her castle from invaders.
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Good question 13 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
Fun fact: I can never do any physics assignments when I try to, but ask me some ridiculous question with little to no basis in reality and suddenly my brain goes into overdrive. This is a regular occurrence.
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Good question 13 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
I have done the math. You would have to slap it at about 3700000 m/s, or about 1% the speed of light, and that’s only if slapping things was the most efficient method of cooking ever. It would probably be more like 4% the speed of light
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Huh. 5 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
It's not just Portuguese. With varying degrees of severity, I have found dadadada bugs for Spanish, Bengali, Esperanto, Estonian, Filipino, Georgian, Gujarati, Hebrew, Hindi, Hmong, Javanese, Latvian, Lithuanian, Malay, Malayalam, Mongolian, Somali, and Tajik
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Huh. 5 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
at 107 it says 'a guest did not leave a comment for your stay' definitely hacked by a travel agency
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Huh. 5 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
Portuguese google translate is so broken. Once you get to 9 'da's you can keep adding 'da's and it changes the sentence.
31 das translates to 'the hostel is located in the center of the city' and 34 das is 'or take a taxi'
go do it yourselves I think a travel agency hacked google translate
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I'll have door number one please Bob 6 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
It is, look at her left hand
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Make it known I've lost count on what I have posted 3 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
Is... Is that a pun? F(ish w)ine?
Downvote if ur mom gay 3 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
Diag-nosed. I love it.
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What’s the difference 9 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
How about "Y we r going to die: LSD"
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Traffic banana for scale 2 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
It's a yellow traffic banana. It takes up about 20% of the picture how did you miss it.
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LOL chill dawg 2 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
The imperial unit for mass is slugs.
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I'm legally deaf 15 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
8 things vegetables can't even think about.
Day 628 of your daily dose of cute: What does the fox say? 5 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
It looks like it's saying goodnight
How dinosaurs died 4 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
Decomposed, duh.
For those who have asthma 5 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
With diabetes, asthma, and CFS, I suck at eating, breathing, and being awake.
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Always makes me wonder 4 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
it sure is
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9 9 9! 2 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
This pun is so many layers deep Adele is rolling in it
Helen stifler's cosplay looks real af 3 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
Which is the cosplay? I honestly can’t tell.
It's too late now 5 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
Joke’s on you, I read it in Samuel L Jackson’s voice.
Amazing corner cabinet design 3 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
I have been here for 4 minutes trying to find the loop. There is none
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Best of your grammar sucks 2 2 comments
somebodyiknow · 5 years ago
Me me late boy