I’d go with the army of lions. That’s some bad ass donkey to lead an army of lions.

Bitch got another shot aswell

Godis Now He Re

One bitch got human

Wifi that is great for a few seconds, then drops out for ages

Bitch have would seen a toucan skeleton? Google it and check if only one was correct.

I speak German I was wrongly prepared for this second language classes have done nothing I wish I knew teach me the way of the baguette bigger Napoleons

When did skullduggery start dating?

Who else was here to see future gems in Steven universe

Nice dude, next step, wardrobe change

The number of Possible memes is over 9000

BITCH U KNIW IT

Jesus fucking Christ, what the hell??? I don’t live near any salvation army’s and don’t really see much of them anywhere, but because of this post I’m sort of great full. In Australia (where I live) charity’s don’t really make shelters, instead homeless people are sometimes given small apartments and a pension (though I don’t know the extent of how many people get this and what it’s like) but for me, I find it freaking weird for charities to dump people on the street (mainly cause I’m my state it’s somewhat illegal for a charity/shelter to refuse someone in need). Is this a regular thing in Europe/America/where ever this comes from?

It’s Brian not brain

*Steps out of computer, steps on LEGO, trip and falls in pain.

So Santa is a mix of Spider-Man, the Spanish Inquisition and God

Running into a real life mosasaurus, when sailing

In Australia, we have machines that you insert the plastic bottles and get 10 cents in return. Before this, I lived near a river with a ton of these plastic bottles, couple of weeks after these machines instalment the river was completely devoid of bottles

Fucking mulan

Centuartaur!!!!!!!

I know, leaving my bed is the hardest thing I do

Everyone remember that how wearing the slytherins locket made you mad, jealous, and unable to conjure a patronus. Well when unbridge wore that locket, not only did she not feel any negative effects, she was able to conjure a patronus and hold it together, without using any direct contact with her wand and seemingly unconsciously, and this patronus was able to hold back dozens of not hundreds of dementors back. My point is that unbridge is so evil, so nihilistic and cruel, that even having a PIECE OF VOLDEMORTS SOUL, HANGING AROUND HER NECK, did NOT effect her in ANY way.

Walking in hallway, looks out screen door. Some bitch that’s trying to rob you is standing out side banging on the door. Then a flash or scarlet red, a full grown roo, standing behind him has knocked his still beating heart out of his chest, the roo starts dragging him into the dark as he screams at you to open the door, nails scraping across the deck, then he’s gone. You turn and keep walking.
*this is Australia plays in the background

Then you see it’s negative

Love Oranjor btw