I've seen people get bonafide angry at an attractive girl dating/marrying an overweight guy. Zero reason other than the dude was fat. It's just the way things are. Fatties aren't supposed to have attractive girls, be successful, be smart, be the hero, etc..
I know I'm going to get downvoted for this, just relaying my lifes experiences.

If you're gonna be ugly, you better be rich.

Are they on a trampoline or just pads?

I think it sets a good example for the rest of his management team to follow. From my experiences, the gap between the employees and management is an ever growing chasm in that many managers don't come up from the ranks any more and often they don't know the jobs being performed and the risks involved. I've had foremen tell me to do incredibly dangerous things simply because they don't know better. Just my two cents.

That's what he see (or doesn't see) in his mirrors. Point being it's easy to lose a car in the blind spot on the highway. I see people doing that all the time to trucks, jump quick into the lane next to the truck while in the blind spot.

Well yeah, but man-feet are the worst. I don't mind if a girl is wearing sandals or flip-flops but a dude.....no.

They left out the part where you tie the whole mess around a small ball.
That knot needs a sphere as its core.