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Oh grandma 7 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Am I the only one that saw the holynipples?
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Canada's presidents 11 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Thank you! I thought I was the only one who was bothered by that.
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Words cannot describe 9 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
kiss my ass. It was an alright comeback.
Titanic kills snails 2 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
The more random the better. I just laughed for hours.
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Asian problems 8 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
So hot. Want to touch the hiney.
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Words cannot describe 9 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Exactly. Thank you.
Now I want a sandwich :(
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Words cannot describe 9 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Since they're from the UK, it'd be Prime Minister.
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Sorry about your wait 11 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
I just laughed at this for like 10 minutes straight.
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I was in fact, iron man 4 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
How do you know your clothes came unwrinkled if you never noticed they were wrinkled in the first place?
Well this is kinda awkward 3 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
yea but the boobs on that chic
The nope orange 11 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Oh it is a leviathan for sure!
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Don't hate the player hate the goldigger 8 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
LOL. My thoughts exactly!
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This Is So True 9 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Captain Jack Sparrow*
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Asians 14 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
You must not know much about either.
Tittle 15 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Not cool.
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My transformation in the last 3 years 44 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Although I don't care for the glasses
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My transformation in the last 3 years 44 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Very pretty. Fishing or not, you look good.
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I am left handed, what is this shit 20 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Lol we're outnumbered. But that was me just messing around because I'm bored. I've already seen everything on funsubstance and it's too damn hot out today. Or at least that's what I'm telling myself.
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Aren't we all? 25 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Am I the only one in love with a character from a book? I love Jamie Sullivan from A Walk To Remember by Nicolas Sparks. Except for her baptist side lol
I am left handed, what is this shit 20 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Lol. Just having fun. Chill. Gotta defend my bros
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Asians 14 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Well sociopath, John Lennon could have had literally anyone that he wanted. Yet he chose Yoko Ono. It isn't just what's on the outside that matters.
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Jesus's teenage year imagined 8 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Stolen right from Jim Gaffigan's stand up special
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I am left handed, what is this shit 20 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
They were suddenly fighting people who were backwards. They'd go for our swords and would only meet our shields while we make our strike with the other arm. We've won many a battle and taken many lives by being "weird". Should be more careful when insulting a lefty. We'll let it fester in our right-sided brains for years and years and get the perfect and completely untraceable revenge when you least expect it.
The end.
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I am left handed, what is this shit 20 comments
suckstobeyou · 11 years ago
Do your research. 50% of the world would be left handed except that most things are made by right handers, and those that would be left handed are forced to change what is natural for them. "Why don't left handers design and make more things then?" The answer to that is rather simple. We've got more important shit to do. Like write books, make love to your women better than you can by a long shot, and complain that everything is backwards. So shut your damn mouth, conformist. Call it adaptation if you want, but we all know that truth. You just had to follow the crowd. Keep in mind as well that back in the day us lefties had to stand at back of the formation when defending our country. The left handed people couldn't stand next to the right handed because we hold our swords in the opposite hand and it would throw everyone off. "We have to stand at the back when fighting for our country and honor?" This was nothing but bad news to us. However, once the threat got through all the righties
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