Opposite for me

Freshman be like

Finally, Jesse, you've done something right...

Oh this gave me chills

I don't know why people keep bringing up this old stereotype that women are bratty/catty/bitchy/mean/overdramatic. It's really fucking stupid. I am a woman and I make friends almost everywhere I go, from the grocery store to the parking lot to the gas station. Women make friends like bees make honey; it just comes naturally. And you will never have a friend like a kind woman. She will fight tooth and nail to defend your honor, feed you, bathe you, open her home to you, give you the clothes off her back. Women are selfless, loving, caring, compassionate beings who are tired of dried-out stereotypes :)

When I was in the fifth grade, someone took a man-sized dump in the sink in the girl's bathroom. They lined us up and told us that if no one admitted to the "crime," we wouldn't have recess for the rest of the year. We had one week of school left, so no one really cared. Everyone found this hysterical (I still do) and no one ever came forward. It has been years and years but we still reminisce about the Phantom Sink Shitter. But I know. I know who did it. And I will never forget. She still goes to my school and I see her everyday and look into her deranged eyes. She is remorseless, insane, and severely autistic. The perfect mix for chaos.

What an asshole. This is exactly why he's single

My friend once asked me what city Denmark was in.

What a sweet woman! I love seeing women sticking up for each other.

This is kind of cute actually. I'm glad her sons have their cat back! Hopefully

One of my favorite examples was when Frank Iero (guitarist/singer) played an entire show attached to an oxygen tank because he could barely breathe and Justin Bieber stopped a show when he broke his toe.

I did that once. Afterwards, I tore the paper up and burned it in my candle. That was years ago and I decided if I still felt that way in the morning, then I'd commit suicide. I cried myself to sleep that night. I was in grade 7.
The next morning I woke up early. My cat was sleeping next to me, her soft paws resting on my hand. The curtains were pulled back to display one of the most beautiful sunrises I have ever seen. I realized my candle had burned all night, and the papers had disintegrated. They were all gone, my reasons to live. But it was such a beautiful morning, I couldn't dwell on it, because they were around me always! I just didn't open my eyes.
It's been much better since <3

This article is nearly 20 years old

My dad took a picture of me yesterday and it was so bad it put me in a bad mood the rest of the day. The saddest part was that I felt so good about myself.

I love these two

Depressing.

Nature is wonderful, no?