Oh yessss. I have a system here; I eat the white, soft part of the cookie in a circular motion, just around the outside. I don't eat the iced part until I've eaten the entire perimeter. Then I very slowly savor every sweet, smooth bite of icing left until it's gone. These cookies are the definition of perfect.

I'm so glad to hear this! I love you, Carrot!

I own THREE pairs of shoes. One for warm weather, one for cold weather, and one pair just to slip on if I have to go outside for a second or if I misplace my other shoes. I am but a simple farmer.

Agreed. Domestic violence is unacceptable and inexcusable, no matter the gender.

For the last goddamn time, this isn't feminism. This is MISANDRY. There is a serious difference.

Most restaurant and fast food kitchens are so, so much worse than you could imagine

I appreciate youuuuuu

Gorgeous

I’m crying

Finished! Thank you for making it, I love taking surveys :D

Sleep tight, weird pupper...

That’s disturbing

This is seriously the funniest video I have ever seen in my entire life and it’s only about 6 seconds long

It’s also great to have friends who don’t insult you 24/7. I have many friends of both genders so I can hang out with the girls when I’m having a rough day and need love and support, and with the guys when I feel like shooting the shit. It’s the best of both worlds.

When you fall asleep on the couch and your family gets home and yells at you to go to your own damn bed

This was a roller coaster that I would ride again

Maidenhead fern :) one of my favorite plants ever

I'm female and I'm not crazy? Sounds like a you problem :(

My cat is sitting on my lap now, loving this

No, that's Australia for me!