I love my state :)

Absolutely

I would absolutely love to text my grandma, but I don’t have a Ouija board :(

I’m getting tired of people complaining about the price of movie theater snacks. Yes, they are expensive. Yes, everybody knows. Yes, they are expensive for a reason. Bring your own snacks! It is truly not that hard. Most movie theaters are always nearby grocery stores and tbh I think that’s on purpose. At Kroger’s or Ralph’s or Publix or wherever you go in America, you can get about 10 pounds worth of candy for less than $40. Shove that stuff in your purse, coat, pocket, backpack, up your sleeve, duct taped to your body, whatever. They don’t search your bags. They don’t ask if you have “contraband” or anything like that. They do not give a flying fuck about what you bring into the theater as long as you be quiet and respect other patrons. Bring in an entire bucket of friend chicken. It’s been done before. Bring in a trash bag full of chocolate sauce with a straw. Whatever. Just clean up after yourself and let other people enjoy the movie.

But the teacher is male

Rather accurate, actually

I can't tell if this is a really hi-def Minecraft screenshot or an actual place and that's messing with my head a little

I'd probably tape the tops of them :)

No, Tom Huddleston can too!

I'm very disturbed by how large its head is

This bird is looking like our dictator

Look at that face...she knows everything is alright now.

Sweet babies :)

I do this!!! I hope that makes me cute.

Thank you :)

She's beautiful but the crazy long toes and half-face are kind of freaking me out. Also, no arms.

Pull an unused, clean, and still in the package tampon out of your backpack, and they all either go dead silent or all start yelling