Excuse me?!? He contributed more in his short lifetime to animals and wildlife than PETA has in their ENTIRE career. Steve Irwin is a hero and a role model for everyone.

Clockwise from top left we have: Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, and Slytherin

That's actually me, dang

What the hell? Who the FUCK is insulting Steve Irwin? I'm gonna catch hands so hard they'll call me Pete Rose!

It just now hit me that my elderly neighbors in the apartment across from me who lived together were actually a lesbian couple and not sisters like my parents told me. I cannot believe I just now realized this. Holy shit

Elephants
Electronics
Everything I want. Did I break the system?

I saw this in theaters and everyone around me was screaming at Starlord for ruining everything. I'm not gonna lie, I may or may not have screamed in agony.

Is that... Bryan Cranston??

Please don't feed bread to ducks! It's not good for them and clogs up the ponds. Instead bring them fruits and vegetables like lettuce and celery.

I've already decided that we live in a simulation but cool

This was my locksreen for a while :) love van Gogh

This should be a meme

A few months ago a group of kids found a dead body in some bushes while playing. This was last month, less than two blocks from my home. Big cities are scary.

Undercover Agent, you say?

With the way he and Bucky look at each other that can't be true

Always a paperback with multiple tears and chunks taken out of both covers

Not everyone has a sensitive gag reflex, it doesn't make you a whore

It's Log, Lo-oggg! It's better than bad, it's good!

This meme really hurts me for some reason? I know the cat probably isn't actually sad but this is seriously giving me chest pain

The secret to a good power nap is not sleeping more than 30 minutes. I've heard that 20 minutes is perfect

I've had the same order there for nearly twenty years yet I seem to forget everything the second the employee asks me what I want

He's looking right through us...what have you seen, baby ocelot?