(yes this is real, and seriously disturbing!!!! I'm warning you now!!!)
Some of the song titles in their absolutely horrifying and disgusting albums including, but not limited to:
"I Will Kill You"
"I Cum Blood"
"Stripped, Raped, And Strangled"
"Orgasm Through Torture"
"Icepick Lobotomy"
"Murderer's Pact"
"Necropedophile"
"Sadistic Embodiment"
"Relentless Beating"
"Absolute Hatred"
"Heads Shoveled Off" (hmmm...)
"Destroyed Without a Trace"
"As Deep As The Knife Will Go"
"Followed Home Then Killed"
"The Strangulation Chair"
Just to give you guys an idea of the level of disturbed we're working with here. I tried to listen to one of their songs but it was impossible. Don't even waste your time.

No, you're GREAT with paint!

Totally true! Think about how devastating Curiosity's passing was. He was a man-made robot whom we had never even met, yet we felt such a deep connection to him (it). Think of how you sometimes find a small bug in your house, but you're not willing to kill it. Think of how willing humans are to defend animals, even each other. We truly are a wonderful, unique, loving, compassionate species.

I would have said "I would say that to my wife, BUT the second I looked into that baby's eyes..." But this is fair, I've come to see that the bond between parent and child often far surpasses the bond between lovers. I'm not saying your love isnt as valuable, I just think it seems to be on a more instinctual, natural, primal love to protect your young. I don't even have kids; I'm just around them frequently and the panic I've witnessed when a child is accidentally separated (such as in a grocery store) is palpable in the air from both parties.

To quote someone whom I am ashamed to quote; "Sounds good, doesn't work."
But in all seriousness this sounds lovely.

This makes me so mad. Who left this gremlin unattended?

At least they're the most stable!

In the Midwest, we call this "Tuesday."

That's not what it feels like at all? But ok

Exact same but with my mom instead. Repeatedly said she didn't want anymore cats. Talked about how she'd never pet it or feed it or play with it if we got one. Two days later we brought a kitten home, and I walked in her room the next day to see them cuddled together, my mom holding her in her arms while the kitten purred like a motor. My mom was dead asleep and denied everything, but I'll often hear her talking and cooing to the cat. She's not slick. I know she loves that cat.

I feel like I suddenly arrived at FaceBook headquarters

Thank you for sharing. I laughed as well.

I feel quite bad for him, actually. He seems to be really struggling with these strokes. I wish him and his wonderful girlfriend the best.

I find this strangely comforting

This is so cute oh my goodness

(Not a joke) Did you guys hear about the new documentary about him? It's called "Leaving Neverland" and it's supposedly about him grooming two young boys for sexual abuse. I've heard it's extremely informative, graphic, and interesting.

So do you run it under water first? And put it in your hair? That's really cool!

Yes, because everyone knows exactly where every country on the globe is located precisely and is taught this!

One testicle, shrunken and black as pitch, the size of a thimble...