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Why I hate the English language 16 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo (it is a real sentencw)
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Get those reports to me right meow 6 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard
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We don't judge cats but we judge each other 19 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
I hate all cats, and all humans equally
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Cat takes a bath 15 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Dammit! Too much tongue moo moo!
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Heartbreaking 9 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
I feel like this is so sad but on a happy note not everyone is like this. One Christmas (I lived in the philippines) we spent the whole Christmas eve making spaghetti and hotdogs and we had over 50 containers. We bought some cheap toys and we went around on Christmas and gave out food and gave the children toys. We had no food left by the time we came home and people were crying, thanking us.
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Read this to yourself 8 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
I read it like old man Jenkins (from spongebob)
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It's real! 2 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Norway ftw
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Don't cry while chopping onions 11 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Stairs would have been better 26 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
The babysitter runs up with the ice cream and is about to lock her and the girl in the bathroom and call the police when the girl wants a cherry. Not wanting to alarm her she says yes and when she goes down the knife is covered in blood. She drops the bowl and runs up, the girl was lying on the floor dead with a pool of blood around her. She runs to the bathroom and calls the police.
When the parents arrive the mother is crying.
"What happened?" sobbed the moyher
"There was a girl outside the Window in the basement... and... and" she stuttered
Still sobbing the mother's face went pale and bloodless
"We don't have windows, only mirrors" said the mother
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Stairs would have been better 26 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Girls parents go out to dinner and call in the babysitter.
It's about 8 and the girl has just finished her food and she asks for a bowl of ice-cream.
"Sure where is it?" the babysitter asks
"Downstairs in the basement, with all the other ice cream stuff" replied the girl
The babysitter walks downstairs and notices outside a girl. The babysitter wonders why she would be out so late and gets the ice-cream.
She gives the girl the ice-cream.
she says "oh I'm sorry may I please have some whipped cream?" asks the girl
"Sure, why not" responds the babysitter So she goes downstairs and this time the little girl outside is closer to the Window and she is wearing a red hood. By now the babysitters a bit suspicious but she brushes it off.
"I'm so sorry, may I please have chocolate syrup", requests the girl.
"Ok fine" says the babysitter a bit fed up.
She goes down and the girl is there but this time she has a knife in her hand.
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Homo 54 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Feeling determined being a norwegian
Disney throughout the years 37 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
The lion king or fox and the hound, I'm a sucker for the animal Disney movies.
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Another literal poverty line - this time in egypt 3 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Do one for the philippines
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The story of natalie 32 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Marry me natalie
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You're the pi of my eye <3 10 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
That's amore
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My dad is a mega huge Christian and he has this it's so weird. 21 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
And Andy mineo
Never miss the little details 15 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Alcohol is alcohol to hamitch, doesn't matter to him
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always 8 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Damn I am in the dark
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The fort prank 12 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
I do not eat it, I drink it. Soup is a liquid, what up BITCH
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If Sesame Street characters were humans 24 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
Elmo is adorable
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Shuddup Chocolate 9 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
"Here's your food"
"I ordered the tabitha!"
*tableflip*
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You done it 11 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
I want this cake
Quatre-vingt-dix-sept 13 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
I take french and I know up to maybe 40
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Just Girly Things 33 comments
suphobo · 10 years ago
I am a white girl, I have a blackberry, I have never worn uggs, I don't straighten my hair, and have nothing from Victorias secret.
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