Is that your version of perfect daddy? Your wish is my command if it gets you to call me daddy

I mean, I'm not just anyone now am I? We're getting there lmao

I'll be your daddy

Nah, everyone is worth it, one way or another

Because I'm worth it

Nooooo, chapter 1, introduction, chapter 2, loving guy if loved right

On my end it's a 'most definitely' but no one has ever gotten passed chapter 4, 'send nudes'. Or 3, 'a long wonderful life ahead if you like butt stuff' :(

"You've made it this far, you must be one nasty freak like me, congrats, we're probably getting married"

Karmasutra lol

I don't care, as long as you're clean and your hair is like that, I will eat the ass. I'm primed and ready to do nasty things

I may be tainted but I am human, that would kill me, and yes. Open like a book.

Wow, I must not be nearly as bad then

The sexual taints will be impossible to rid me of, otherwise, I'm a pretty open guy lol

You must be taintable, only then will our stars assemble together lol

Then I'm not the lad for you

Must be a neck beard. If you looked like I do, you'd know it doesn't matter what I say, I'll still be able to pull ass. Not even trying to be egotistical either. It's just facts.

Let me see, asses will be eaten.

I will taint you lol

Condoms. Idk any other way of making a sly comment about them lol

Like that would change anything, you merely just glance at a girl at the gym or any place for that matter and all of a sudden it's staring.