The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Can't have my hands in my pockets 35 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Within the scope of your assignment. Anything more is a serious control issue
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Can't have my hands in my pockets 35 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Do you work for disney?
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American school in one pic 12 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Underrated joke
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It Just Couldn't Have Been Said Any Better 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
The way this was typed I was expecting it to spell something out
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It Just Couldn't Have Been Said Any Better 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
"Go suck start a 12 gauge" is still my favorite
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Horrible Isn't It? 16 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Hotel? Trivago
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Ressurection 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Fixed
Ressurection 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Robin Williams.
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Guy group texts all his ex-girlfriends on Christmas 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Gemma seems awesome
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Moss turtle, and you thought you had a bad hair day 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Don't imagine so, moss doesn't hold on very tight, but I'm fairly certain it serves as camo from predators so you wouldn't want to
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Moss turtle, and you thought you had a bad hair day 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Bright green mohawk with a blue bloods cop mustache. Stylin'
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Michelle Carter guilty  9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Context matters. A person of trust urging someone to kill themself when they're needing help is WAAAAY different from people writing mean comments
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Michelle Carter guilty  9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Yeah but she just got let off easy on involuntary manslaughter charges. 15 months and 5 years probabtion is apparently the value of a life
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NOOOOPE 13 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Those fucking things suck. They're super agressive and the bites hurt like hell. Into the fire pit with you, demon!
Yes this is a thing now! 20 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
I hate the feeling of metal on my teeth, so that's a no from me
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Confirmed mad lad John Paul Jones 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
I've got a stock of revolution/badass history memes I'm saving for next summer
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A little thing you can do with your cords 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Want. Anybody got a link?
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What's your mom yelling about? 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Yep, I didn't know the term for a baby antelope, so i said fawn
A "no" would have been more polite, sir 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
That actually hurts my heart to watch
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I guess going to public pool is one of them. I can't imagine how people swim in it 17 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Coming to mY GODDAMN LAKE, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TOURIST SCUM
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What's your mom yelling about? 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
You can see the doe in the distance watching the cheetah with (presumably) her fawn
Definitely old 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
She's also got a damn good rock band
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Where was this toy when I was a kid? 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
We just had go karts and fourwheelers and shit. Perks of growing up in the country, I guess
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Big cat 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
Zoology: where science licks you
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When you merge jackie chan and channing tatum 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago
So friendlier looking dolph lundgren?
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