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Thanks, michael 7 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
He may fart in your eggnog and make it bublé
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i know you wanted one of these 35 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
0/10 needs more shaq
As 25-year old woman who doesn't want kids 12 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
Why babies are great because they.....they, uh.....aare quiet? No thats not right.....uh.....give me a minute
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Never challenge your own kid 3 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
"Let me go! I swear to fucking god I will shit in your mouth."
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A little american hero 6 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
Shes not the hero we need, shes the hero we deserve
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Damn 21 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
I......I think he did
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beans 5 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
But can it melt steel memes
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I'm have way too 4 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
Fight them to the death
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Fun way to deal with a burglar 6 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
Fun until you die
i know you wanted one of these 35 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
Never do that again
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Tennants the Pluto guy 19 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
Shhhh, what if pluto hears you? You might hurt his feelings.
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My favorite tumblr post 10 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
I always imagined it pronounced "weh"
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Tennants the Pluto guy 19 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
Pluto, my lord, your time has come.
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Is that an exhale in the end? Back break? Or should we just call a priest? 25 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
How dare you forget Castiel!
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Where are you m8? 5 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
Plot twist: cats dont exist
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Ninja god 13 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
God loominarty confirmed
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are you telling me it's not 10 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
These doritos are constantly wary of the MLG xXFazeClanXx poachers who seek them out and hunt them to fuel their gaming.
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Don't complain when you're the one who did it 12 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
I had someone tell me im antisocial/asocial just because didn't like anyone's instagram picture. Like I dont care what goes in in your life I got my own problems.
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Learnt 9 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
".....resulting in what you PUNY MORTALS call an orgasm!"
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Real romance 7 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
 I'll take a dip ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°),
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What to do at party you aren't invited to 9 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
But you're not gonna say anything *squints menacingly* Are you?
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Whoa Craig calm down 7 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
What an animal
This video is puntastic 4 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
I have never been so frustrated in my life.
what have you done 13 comments
thehappywhovian · 9 years ago
Miyamoto: "People want new pokemon but love the old ones, how can we cater to both types of people?"
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