If that is indeed what she means, I think an intervention is LONG overdue

Glad you've come to terms with it like the rest of us have had to. We're all assholes inside

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You have successfully described my entire thought process.

..........Viva la Pluto

I mean that they didn't die. They could have went into shock or had a heart attack. I didn't mean they were ok with it.

Yes.

It is true, as crazy as it sounds

Greenland is like the mother fucking safe haven of the world. Infecting that place is like digging your teeth out with a rusty spoon.

^I really like this one. Can we keep him here?

Gobble my biscuits with your Nickelback cd

Two words. UTTERLY. USELESS.

Quite the point

Is that really how it works? Huh, learn something new every day